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Vladimir Putin Cold Open – SNL

November 10, 2019


>>HELLO, AMERICA.
YESTERDAY WE MADE DONALD TRUMP THE 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES. HOORAY!
WE DID IT, HUH? AND TODAY MANY OF YOU ARE SCARED
AND MARCHING IN THE STREETS YOU ARE WORRIED THAT YOUR
COUNTRY IS IN THE HANDS OF THIS UNPREDICTABLE MAN, BUT DON’T
WORRY. IT’S NOT.
RELAX. I GOT THIS.
PUTIE IS GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY.
I PROMISE THAT WE WILL TAKE CARE OF AMERICA.
IT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING WE HAVE EVER BOUGHT.
I KNOW MANY OF YOU AMERICANS ARE SKEPTICAL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.
MANY RUSSIANS WERE SKEPTICAL OF ME AT FIRST, TOO.
BUT TODAY NOBODY EVER SEEMS TO HEAR FROM ANY OF THEM.
IT’S LIKE THEY’RE GONE. IT ALWAYS WORKS OUT.
SO WHY ARE AMERICAN WOMEN PROTESTING?
IN RUSSIA, WOMEN HAVE NO REASON TO PROTEST.
LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN.>>HELLO.
I AM OLYA, A RUSSIAN WOMAN. I AM SO HAPPY.
EACH DAY I WAKE UP WITH BIG SMILE ON MY FACE LIKE THIS.
I SLEEP IN BED, NOT IN CARCASS OF DOG.
MY PRESIDENT IS NUMBER ONE HOTTIE FOR ALL TIME.
>>WHOA, WHOA. THAT’S A LOT.
BUT IT’S FAIR. HERE YOU GO.
>>OH, MY PENSION.>>NOW, DO I THINK YOUR NEW
PRESIDENT IS PERFECT? PERHAPS NOT.
BUT DON’T WORRY. I WILL GET HIM THERE.
DONALD, LET’S TALK AS FRIENDS. YOU’RE NOT OFF TO A GREAT START,
MAN. I THOUGHT YOU’D BE BETTER AT
THIS. HOWEVER, I’M GLAD TO SEE SO MANY
PEOPLE SHOWED UP TO YOUR INAUGURATION.
OH, WAIT. THAT’S THE WOMEN’S MARCH.
HERE IS INAUGURATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND TODAY YOU WENT TO THE CIA AND SAID ONE MILLION PEOPLE CAME
TO SEE YOU IN WASHINGTON, D.C.? IF YOU’RE GOING TO LIE, DON’T
MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS. SAY THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH
LeBRON JAMES, NOT THAT YOU ARE LeBRON JAMES.
I SAW YOUR SPEECH, TOO. IT WAS A LITTLE BLEAK, NO?
TRUST ME. I KNOW BLEAK.
I WAKE UP EVERY DAY IN RUSSIA. ALSO, YOUR WHOLE INAUGURATION
WAS HEAVY ON THE GOD STUFF, HUH? I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY GOD
THAT MUCH. AND I HAVE TAPES OF YOU HAVING
SEX. WHAT WAS WITH THE OUTFIT ON
KELLYANNE CONWAY? LOOK?
DOES SHE WORK FOR YOU OR IS SHE HOLDING THE DOOR AT FAO
SCHWARZ? I STILL LOVE YOU, KELLYANNE.
ALSO A DEAR FRIEND. LISTEN, AMERICA.
IT’S GOING TO BE FINE. FRANKLY, WOULDN’T IT BE NICE TO
HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES AGAIN?
RUSSIA IS LEADING EXPORTER OF SO MANY THINGS AMERICANS NEED LIKE
OIL, TRACK SUITS AND SCARY PORNOGRAPHY.
WHO KNOWS? ONE DAY YOUR COUNTRY COULD BE AS
HAPPY AS WE ARE HERE IN RUSSIA. WE ARE NOT DIVIDED LIKE YOU.
ALL OUR PEOPLE ARE SO GLAD FOR THEIR FREEDOM.
SO, AMERICA, IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG FOUR YEARS FOR MANY OF YOU.
BUT, REMEMBER, WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S “SATURDAY NIGHT!”

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100 Comments

  • Reply blueberry bird February 12, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    His speaking tone & speed variations weren't too bad. Just one little detail.. the original sibirian fox tends to speak looking through his lashes, chin tilted downward.

  • Reply Samin Siddiquee February 15, 2019 at 7:00 am

    Just ludicrous stereotypes.

  • Reply SEAN XU February 16, 2019 at 9:39 am

    I love beck!

  • Reply Kevin February 17, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Cyka Blayt. ..

  • Reply Tara Gragg February 20, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Sardine?

  • Reply Jean Nieves February 21, 2019 at 1:20 am

    Very hilarious 😂

  • Reply Lisa Mitchell February 21, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    He does a great Russian accent

  • Reply BoobSmasher Henry February 24, 2019 at 6:18 am

    suka blyat

  • Reply Non Wilson February 28, 2019 at 1:23 am

    SNL skit need some more information from the Putin dude..

    Haven't heard from him in a while.. what does he think now about dumpster #45?

    2019

  • Reply Andrea Holt March 3, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Beck is so good in this skit!

  • Reply gabriellakm March 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Putin: hey women why are all so protesting,🤣🤣🤣 feminism won't fly

  • Reply MintyRussian _Stories March 9, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    AMERICA FUCK UP
    YOU WANNA MAKE US HATE PUTIN SUCK A POWERFUL RUSSIAN DICK ITS NOT FUNNY >:( #RUSSIANSPUAD

  • Reply Shadow2033 March 10, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Its funny but how true it us today….idiot trump….watta a weak fool a con man who in the future you will all feel stupid for treating him like the messiah….jesus backed up his words with actions…if you cheer the words pay close attention to actions….PLEASE TRUMPERS DO THAT FOR AMERICA

  • Reply chi chi March 11, 2019 at 2:19 am

    3 years later… no evidence of russian collusion

  • Reply водка March 16, 2019 at 12:41 am

    his accent good

  • Reply Eva Tervala March 18, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Real Putin is sexy and macho. This man not.

  • Reply Talgat March 21, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Whats the significance of that punk hat the woman puts on in the end?

  • Reply Oh Crap Trailers March 21, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    S
    S

  • Reply Alex Nikiforov March 23, 2019 at 2:45 am

    1:40 – Well now not even that.

  • Reply Elise Freeman March 23, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    Oh wait….that is women's March

  • Reply zena x March 30, 2019 at 7:03 am

    Propaganda from the corporate media at its best

  • Reply k k March 31, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    fuck usa

  • Reply Гани Конысбаев March 31, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    oh my pension, ha ha 😀😀

  • Reply The Kill April 5, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    15k people have no sense of humour

  • Reply Sums X April 9, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    очень не плохая пародия) молодцы. удивлен что в Амерке знают наши проблемы так тонко

  • Reply Марина Рудакова April 14, 2019 at 8:58 am

    ты имееш что то против россии ?

  • Reply Dennis Lee Cleven April 14, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Yes, Beck as Putin is incredibly sexy and very, very HOTTT. He should always got shirtless.

  • Reply Megan Delamar April 16, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Why am I sexually attracted to SNL Putin?

  • Reply Bekker Games April 19, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Пацаны лайкните пускай иностранцы думают я что то умное написал)

  • Reply Saad Malik April 19, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Love Russia

  • Reply dennis garrett April 19, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Can't believe you guys can work on President Putin better. Shouldn't show him with out shirt that much. You study Putin make him funnier! But this is still good start Putin with out shirt. And you may want to impersonate him worse. But the military set fires to Russia used secret chemical microwave gun and ufo attacks just like America and meet at summit at end of year. So do what I want our two countries guilty!

  • Reply Антон Рма April 20, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Putin Huilo!!!!! La lalala lalalaaaaa!!!!

  • Reply hernan ramirez April 22, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Puttin so hot, so cool, so funny.

  • Reply Hamza X April 25, 2019 at 9:08 am

    My pension 😄😄.

  • Reply Lightly Salted Butter April 26, 2019 at 3:46 am

    Oh my god it’s olya

  • Reply Ahmad Baloch April 27, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Putin hot 😁😁😁😁😁😎😎😎😎😀😀😀

  • Reply M DR April 29, 2019 at 8:20 am

    I just stared at Beck's chest all throughout the sketch 😁

  • Reply mjuneoginn April 30, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Really?! #RussiaToday?!?!?!XD

  • Reply Илья ЖЗЛ May 5, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Putler

  • Reply ESO: Crimson_Fxcker May 11, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Fuck Snl and their slanderous attacks on the President. Too bad for them and y’all who fell for the bullshit spewed by your dear media.

  • Reply Jerry Holbrook May 11, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    He sounds more like a French man

  • Reply Wwe evolution 2019 May 16, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Omg olya is in this 🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • Reply Mike Tyson May 19, 2019 at 1:45 am

    Fuck we 👊🏼👊🏼

  • Reply Mike Tyson May 19, 2019 at 1:45 am

    Respect absolute Putin president.

  • Reply Saylus Alvares May 20, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    1:38 SO TRUE!!!!

  • Reply true May 21, 2019 at 10:36 am

    it looks offensive for russian people, all these non-polite jokes about russian women
    just let u know, in russia women have more rights then in usa since the ussr comes

  • Reply Vladimir Kolesnikov May 22, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    fuck the reality

  • Reply Pat French May 23, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    "Remember, we're in this together." That line reminded me of my youth growing up with Red Green. There are many episodes of the show on YouTube. Besides I love both SNL & Red Green as a kid.

  • Reply dmonarre dmonarre May 28, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    HAHA .Nice try
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Wzeb6cL2w

  • Reply Lovers June 28, 2019 at 6:26 am

    I was looking at his nipples the whole time!

  • Reply Altai Turan June 28, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    You should take borat

  • Reply Just a Russian July 2, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Клюква конкретная!

  • Reply The Empire of lies July 6, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    It's racist, no? Go ahead and disagree with me, yankee bots)

  • Reply Sophie Wells July 18, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    My 2 favorite things: Russia jokes and Trump jokes

  • Reply Lion Lion July 26, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    NATO: NATIONAL AMERICAN TERRORISM ORGANIZATION. ALL OF TERORRIST CREATED BY AMERICA. Putin will fuck all USA together with China and India.

  • Reply Роман Капітанеч August 4, 2019 at 3:01 am

    The exports of Russia listed below
    Oil, Track suits and scary porn

  • Reply Murli Manohar August 6, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Putin is gonna decided your 2019 president too..!!

  • Reply Robert W Norris II August 8, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Garden of Edens everywhere. "

  • Reply Siku Dark August 11, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Why is he half naked?

  • Reply Marina81505 August 12, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Do not flatter him.:)

  • Reply Pukii August 13, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    SNL sucks dick

  • Reply Clayton Mertes August 16, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Trump is too American to be controlled by Russia. And Putin can't possibly want to control America.

  • Reply Kono Dutch August 26, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    I am a princess…..you peasant whores

  • Reply Yukeman MacKenzie August 28, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Right I forgot that little girl stole color from Russia 🇷🇺

  • Reply Stacey's Girl September 9, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Weren't you in the pee pee tape? LOL.

  • Reply Akash Kunte September 13, 2019 at 7:37 am

    Me : Many Russian people drive cars without driving license. How you gonna solve the problem?

    Putin : See. With or without driving license Russian people drive the same way.

  • Reply Vladimir Putin September 17, 2019 at 2:46 am

    I don't like this…

  • Reply John Green September 18, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    SNL… no longer funny. They should've seen their demise when MAD TV was on and no one continued to watch SNL.

  • Reply I Love Pasta September 20, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Why is he topless??

  • Reply Arjay Pataweg September 20, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    He is HOT!

  • Reply ugwuanyi victor September 28, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Trump 2020

  • Reply Ken 333 September 30, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Типичный Путин 😀😁😂

  • Reply Pat French October 3, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Love the "We're all in this together" line Putin said. That reminds me of when I loved watching Red Green growing up.

  • Reply Gabbi Durham October 7, 2019 at 12:55 am

    My pension!

  • Reply Wenyu Shi October 10, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    wait, so do the SNL actors get weekly plastic sugery?

  • Reply Wenyu Shi October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Well, Dan Bennett is pretty cute as Putin, in fact, he's the hottest Putin ever.

  • Reply ananth224 October 13, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Top class propaganda 😂

  • Reply Redback Shanto October 15, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Are you Nothing now !!
    Are you ??

  • Reply king pietro October 16, 2019 at 3:54 am

    I lost it when he said russia is a leading export in so many things american need like oil track suits and scary pornography

  • Reply mils5000 October 16, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    This prediction was absolutely correct.

  • Reply Abdulrahman Omari October 16, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Mocking Mocking Mocking .this is what u do best . Mr .Putin Showed integrity and earned everybody's respect not like your school boy trump . Live Long Puting .

  • Reply Driving in Russia October 19, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    ))))Не стоит срать в штаны, когда вы видите Путина, он не такой страшный как вы думаете)))) У страха глаза велики, как у этого Беннета))) Кстати, он совсем не похож на нашего президента.

  • Reply Alina Sandro October 21, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    I love Beck's Putin

  • Reply RussianNightmare Luvs countryhumans October 26, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    My mind:Is he naked-

    Me:OKAY NOW IM LEAVING RUSSIA AND AMERICA

  • Reply Thicc Nibbas Incorporated October 27, 2019 at 1:51 am

    Beck Beckett is kinda handsome

  • Reply kay lynn October 27, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    Da da da.. thank you Putin. Give us 4 more years 😁
    Sexy manboobs you got there

  • Reply Ilja Stalberg October 28, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Yo isnt this shait racist ?

  • Reply severno boll October 31, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Im from russia

  • Reply Trevor Paul October 31, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    This is blatantly racist.

  • Reply Nuno Anjo November 1, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    When yo have a head of a melon to lose🖕🖕🤣🤣

  • Reply Bella LeDonne November 6, 2019 at 4:16 am

    anybody else watching this while trump is in the midst of getting impeached?

  • Reply mattep74 November 6, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Putin, i think us need you to reign Trump in

  • Reply Karen Daniels November 6, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    SNL so not likely

  • Reply Kuukua essel November 7, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Who is the guy playing putin? He's really good

  • Reply Cathleen Mary Darigo November 8, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Vladimir's first "universal leader" speech.

  • Reply Cathleen Mary Darigo November 8, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    (iassv) We love u putie, oh yes we do, we don't love anyone as much as you, when you're not with us, we're blue… oh puuutie we love u.!"

    🤣😜

  • Reply Cathleen Mary Darigo November 8, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    (iassv) in a sing song voice)

  • Reply Job Ram November 9, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    It´s true that Russia is the enemy of America. But Donald Trump is improving America, instead of destroying it as Obama did. You the puppets of the Deep State and Russia are the enemy. I don´t know if you work togueter, but you are the real enemy. Liars.

  • Reply angus heider November 9, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    bullshit ____ Russia has more freedom than America _____ show the homeless in big american cities and polluted by the faeces of the street _________________________ you're just fucking stinky scum __________________

  • Reply Spartens25 November 9, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    I'm here in November 2019. It's terrifying how accurate this was.

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