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The Try Guys Try 14 Hours Of Labor Pain Simulation

September 11, 2019


-A little more intense. (Ned screams) (Keith joins) -This is gonna be the greatest video you ever watch. (Ned screams more) (Screams dissolve into wailing) -I am going to recreate Ariel’s labor for 14 hours. KEITH: We’re gonna put Ned through the gauntlet. EUGENE: Three of us are basically gonna torture Ned for an entire day. KEITH: Through the actual labor that Ariel went through to have her darling little baby. ARIEL: It’s pain that you’ve never experienced before. NED: Pull over now!
KEITH: Okay, okay. KEITH: We’re gonna make Ned vomit! We’re gonna zap his belly for hours on end! We’re gonna get his crotch all wet! We’re gonna put him on a bed and pull his dick off! (Laughter) DR. BOHN: And then, at the end, we have to put big ice packs on your balls because you’re gonna be so swollen from pushing. (Wheezing) For the next 24 hours. (Laughter & clapping) – Yay! *upbeat intro music* ARIEL: Wesley James Fulmer is here! He’s born. He’s healthy. NED: The baby came early! I am officially a dad now. ARIEL: Wesley was born, uh, four weeks early, which was a little crazy. You know, childbirth is no joke! Your body is going through something that, like, it is made to do but it’s not made to do it, like, comfortably. -This was originally gonna be a video where all four of us go through eight hours of labor. But, now we have a little more of a personal angle. We want to try and understand what Ariel went through on the day of labor. -PUSH! HONEY, PUSH! (Rapid breathing) -Two years ago, we did a video to simulate the pains of childbirth. Today, we’re upping the ante. -No man has risen to the challenge of going through 14 hours of labor! We’re gonna escort Ned through the process of a long labor. -Women don’t usually talk about how painful their contractions were. Most women just, uh, sort of understand that they are painful. -Today, we are doing a little bit of labor pain simulation. We’re gonna use a physical therapy device. It’s an electric stimulation machine. KEITH: We don’t even have to be a doctor to buy one of these.
EUGENE: (sighs) KEITH: You can just buy ’em. -Sometimes that’s known as a TENS unit. ZACH: To be clear, we’re taking a machine used for rehabilitation and abusing it. -Yes, you are- (laughter) -and I support that. (nervously) Okay. (laughter) -A real contraction has to last one minute from start to finish. (fizzing) I-uh-oooookay. -It uses, uh, an electrical current. It causes the muscle to seize and spasm. NED: (yelling)
KEITH: Oh, that’s how I activate both. KEITH: And then, both off. NED: Okay, okay… Okay…AH! No, no, no, no! Too high! -You might vomit during the first stage of labor. NED: Huh? The pain is so bad that– NED: You vomit from pain? Yeah. -I only got it to level two. So… EUGENE: Wait, what does it go up to? -Ten. EUGENE: That was a two? -That was two. KEITH: And that’s not it, Ned because it’s not just about contractions you’re having contractions while you still have a big ol’ baby belly! ARIEL: I probably gained about 35 pounds. NED: Oh, this is already very heavy. God, damn it. -And, to make sure you know who is the “contraction-eer,” (read: person zapping NED) We also have this dumbass hat. Who the f*ck picked this hat out? -I did! -I’m beginning to regret this choice. NED: Stop it. KEITH: So…it starts. How does it…start? -It starts different for everybody. ARIEL: In early labor, I didn’t even know that I was in labor. I was doing yard work, like, chores. I thought that I was just uncomfortable uh, because I was a heavily pregnant woman. DR. BOHN: The first stage of labor, that’s divided into two parts, the slow stage and the fast stage. NED: Let’s talk about the slow stage. DR. BOHN: The slow stage. (Zach giggles) -So, I had a patient in the slow stage of labor for four days. Ned: Nooooo!
(Dr. Bohn laughs) ARIEL: They feel like period cramps. But, uh–of course, you guys wouldn’t know what that feels like. DR. BOHN: It doesn’t start out with, like, a “10” pain. It kind of starts on “1”. NED: (painfully) Ooh, okay… DR. BOHN: It goes up to like a “10”… NED: (more painful yelling covered up by laughing) NED: (groans) DR. BOHN: And then, it goes down. NED: Damn it. -Even in the beginning? -For a moment. -Even in the beginning? -Even in the beginning. ARIEL: I thought they were phantom contractions. I thought they were Braxton-Hicks. It was very clear that like pain… and then, it would go away for a little while and then pain, and then it would go away for a little while. And I was thinking to myself like, “This is–this is a contraction.” “Like, this is what people are describing as a contraction.” I–but, of course, I was four weeks early. So, I was thinking, “No way, absolutely not. This is not–I’m not in labor.” NED: There! And, now it’s done. Ah! That’s not so hard. DR. BOHN: That could be one in an hour, one in 20 minutes… ZACH: And, so there’s really no way to predict when it’s gonna happen. DR. BOHN: No. EUGENE: Especially when your friends are controlling the knobs on the–
NED: I don’t like where this is going. ZACH: To be accurate, you never know! DR. BOHN: L-let’s give him–Let’s be fair to him. Let’s give him an 8-hour early stage of labor… with contractions in the first few hours… about every 10 minutes. *Let the screaming montage commence.* ZACH: While Ned is emulating Ariel’s labor to find out what it was like for her going through it, the three of us are gonna take turns “playing Ned” and finding out what it was like for him being a husband on this crazy journey. EUGENE: Hey, honey, that looks good. NED: Hey, honey. Yeah, thank you. ARIEL: If your wife needs you to be there, you need to be there. EUGENE: Do you need help with that? NED: Uh, yeah, actually. Could you take this and– Damn it, Eugene. (Giggling in the background) ARIEL: I feel like, Ned and I had this understanding with the pregnant lady’s always right. NED: This is not what I did. You’re being an asshole right now. ARIEL: If I needed something, then Ned had to get it for me. NED: Can you pour me a cup of coffee, please? EUGENE: I don’t think pregnant women are supposed to have caffeine. NED: OH MY GOD.
(Laughter erupts in the background) NED: I am going to end you. I asked you guys to create a-a REALISTIC EXPERIENCE. This coffee is really, really good.
NED: Shut the f*ck up and go to your room! (sighs) This isn’t even the hard part. You have to, like, actually love me and stuff. ARIEL: You know, I’m growing a goddamn baby in my belly! -I thought this was more going through the steps of how to get pregnant Ned from point A to point B. EUGENE: Ned, where’s the sweater? -It’s in the bag! EUGENE: I don’t–you don’t–you need to be more specific. -IT’S IN–Oh, my god. -There was nothing about, like, I have to be nice to him during it. NED: Can you water the plants, please? EUGENE: Sure. NED: That’s–! Don’t–don’t take my water. -You might want to go on a walk with your partner. (stifled giggling)
NED: That’s nice. NED: That would be nice. Wouldn’t that be nice? KEITH: So romantic!
NED: That be nice! EUGENE: Oh…No.
(Zach and Keith snickering) EUGENE: You’re supposed to be relaxing.
NED: Don’t tell me to relax. Just do things that help me relax. DR. BOHN: You have to listen to your wife. Like, some–some might want to have that love. Like that love and kissing and holding a hand. Some people may not want anyone touching you. NED: So you guys have to listen to everything I say! -I feel like donuts. -Is there a donut place nearby here? -That’s not so far. It’s only 20 minutes. Don’t think about yourself. Think about what I need. Oh, thank goodness. EUGENE: I brought the donuts. NED: I’m not really that hungry anymore. You’re not that important right now. EUGENE: That’s okay that you don’t want to finish it. KEITH: Give him a little kiss. NED: Just on my cheek. -Oh, don’t! EUGENE: OH! YOU F*CKER! (Ned laughs) EUGENE: I’m done! This video’s done! (more laughing) It was fun for a while. It’s done! ARIEL: So, in the evenings, I just wanted to sort of lay around. EUGENE: This is one thing I do know how to do. NED: Me likey. -I’m Asian. ARIEL: I just want to sit in front of the TV, have my husband give me a massage. EUGENE: You have so many knots. NED: I know. I’m pregnant. (Keith snickers) Can you just hold me for a little bit? KEITH: It’s a good idea. EUGENE: I feel like what we’re watching is the exact opposite of what we’re doing. NED: Yeah, well, ’cause it’s me not Ariel. Ariel doesn’t watch things on her ph– (painful groaning)
(Eugene snickers) NED: Just–just spoon me. NED: I can’t believe you’re going to bed in a suit. DR. BOHN: Active labor is where the sh*t hits the fan. (Zach laughs) ZACH: I imagine at that point women don’t know if they’re going into labor or not. So, what do you recommend women do? -I always tell people the rule is 5-1-1. Contractions that are five minutes apart, one minute from start to finish, for at least an hour. ARIEL: So, I woke up at a about midnight. And, I was having what I thought were contractions. NED: (painful yelling) ZACH: So, how do you know you’ve entered active labor? -You just know. -Hi. I’m your active labor. ARIEL: And so, I grabbed my phone and I was googling the difference between real contractions and Braxton-Hicks contractions. NED: It says phantom contractions are phantom if you eat something. -Did Ariel’s contractions go away after eating? Great. NED: Oooooooooohhhh… ARIEL: And, so, I went and I woke up Ned. NED: Zach, I think I’m going into labor. ARIEL: And Ned literally wakes up out of, like, a very deep sleep and he goes, “Wh-What do you want me to do?” -Hi, beautiful wife! -Okay, no, let’s start over. Let’s do that again. -Am I–was I not good? I’m just trying to be “Ned”. NED: Don’t–This isn’t the time. – (gasps) Light of my life! NED: Really, really critical point in this story.
ZACH: Yeah, I feel like– NED: And I’m in a lot of pain right now. So, can you please just– ZACH: Oh, you’re so beautiful right now! NED: SHUT–(painful screaming) HAHAHAHA ZACH: Okay, Ned loves his wife, so he would want to document this moment! NED: NO! ZACH, NO! ZACH: Hi, honey!
NED: I NEED YOU TO PACK A BAG! ARIEL: I was not in terrible pain. (Ned screams) NED: TOO HARD, EUGENE. TOO HARD. ARIEL: We were completely calm. YOU ARE THE WORST! WHY ARE YOU DOING BITS!? ZACH: Breathing exercises. ZACH: Breathe.
NED: NO! (painful moaning) NED: PACK A BAG! PACK A BAG! ARIEL: We packed the hospital bag. ZACH: Alright, I got this, honey. I got this. ARIEL: Ned and I had no idea what to put in it. NED: Birth plan, lip balm, massage oil. NED: MAKE SURE YOU GET THE GOLDFISH! – Yup, I got ’em! You want me to walk the dog right now? Okay. Oh, boy. NED: Get the yoga ball. – Yoga ball? ARIEL: Neither of us were frantic. NED: DON’T YELL AT ME. ZACH: Oh, my god. ZACH: This is so exhausting. NED: Zach, stop that. Hold–! (painful yelling) NED: Okay, okay.
(snaps) Did you break it? He’s just…totally…incompetent. ZACH: Uh-huh!
(Ned groaning painfully) ZACH: I’m sorry that I was d*cking around. I’m here for you. Anything you need. NED: Thank you. NED: Does it look good now?
ZACH: I think we’re–Yeah, you look–you look f*cking fine. – Kay. ZACH: Did you wear pajamas to the hospital or did you change?
NED: No! NED: I changed and I shaved. I wanted to make a good impression for that baby. ZACH: (whispering) You want me to shave? Is this nose hair? NED: I think, yeah.
ZACH: Wow, can I use it? NED: Well, (loud buzzing) I’d rather not. – Are you sure it’s pee and not amniotic fluid?
NED: Yes, I’m sure it’s pee. NED: Also my belly’s so big I can’t see my dick anymore. ZACH: Hey, hon, while you do that I’m gonna settle the dog. Okay?
NED: Okay. Thank you. ZACH: And then, whatever the pain was earlier, during this stage, the pain is– DR. BOHN: Worse. – H-how much worse? – A lot worse. – So, like, “a lot” a lot? – “A lot” a lot. (screaming intensifies) ZACH: Come on, breathe! “Hee-hee-ho!” BOTH: “Hee-hee-hooooooo…” ZACH: I think that’s 5-1-1. Yeah? NED: Yeah. It’s 5-1-1. ZACH: All right, so Hospital Time. (fast-tempo music)
ZACH: Ok, alright. Here we go.
NED: Go, go, go! ZACH: You wait here. I’m gonna go get the car.
(Ned moaning painfully) ZACH: Okay. I got you. NED: I don’t need help putting on speed belt. ZACH: I’m this now. I’ll take this from you. You’re husband now!
KEITH: Alright! ZACH: Whoo, I love this hat! KEITH: How’re we doing, honey? NED: We’re doing okay. KEITH: You’re doing great, you’re doing great!
NED: Thank you. NED: You know how to get to the hospital? KEITH: Uh, I don’t know how to get to the hospital. ARIEL: You start out pretty low pain and then, it gets worse and worse and worse. KEITH: Look at all these children! Someday, our little one– NED: (painfully) Ooooowwwwwkay, pull over! KEITH: Well, okay, it’s a school zone! I can’t just pull over! (painful yelling intensifies)
KEITH: Oh god, okay! ARIEL: It got to the point where I had Ned pull over the car. NED: PULL OVER NOW!
KEITH: Okay, okay. NED: STOP, I SAY.
KEITH: You can’t pull the parking brake like that! KEITH: I almost killed that bicyclist. Sorry about that, sir. (Ned screaming even louder now) KEITH: Okay, Ned’s leaving. KEITH: Okay, bye, honey! EUGENE: You have to go with him. KEITH: Uh, well, I can’t go with him. I can’t get out of the car. ARIEL: Got to the hospital. Ned was more frantic than I was. “MY WIFE IS IN LABOOOOOR!” *fast tempo music* KEITH: Okay, honey.
NED: Ooookay. KEITH: Just right this way.
NED: Ooookay. KEITH: This way.
NED: Ooookay. ARIEL: And so, you know I walk in, the nurses are asking me all the questions. NED: Where do we go? KEITH: Hi, my wife is here. Uh, she’s going into labor. ARIEL: And, I stand up and I’ve just got blood, uh, streaming down my leg. NED: No, no, no! KEITH: Oh, god! She’s–she’s got blood all over her! ARIEL: This was like–like a gush. And, I look at Ned and his face is, like, white. NED: There’s blood everywhere!
KEITH: Is this normal? Is this normal? “Oh my god, I think she’s dying.” NED: I don’t know! I don’t know! – I guess my mucus plug had come out. KEITH: What a gross name! – I did not expect that much blood. Neither of us knew what to do. We sort of looked at each other like, “F*ck.” KEITH: Here we go, right this way. KEITH: This is great. This is it. Here we are. ARIEL: For a lot of women that this is sort of when their water breaks. NED: Now, We’re just- we’re waiting on the water to break…any minute. No? Nothing? ARIEL: And I feel like we were doing a lot of things to make that happen. We were sitting on the ball – KEITH: Bounce. NED: Bounce bounce. ARIEL: We were dancing, I made Ned turn on Ed Sheeran [Ed Sheeran – SHAPE OF YOU] KEITH: Just like this? NED: Yeah. KEITH: Oh wow. ARIEL: The contractions were getting su- were getting pretty painful. *Ned groaning* ARIEL: The pain was increasing, definitely. NED: Don’t – don’t – don’t touch me. KEITH: Okay. – You’re just exhausted. KEITH: I hate seeing him go through so much pain. I feel so useless. BOHN: It’s also terrifying for the husband, I’m gonna give you guys a little break, because it is terrifying to be with somebody who’s in a lot of pain. NED: That was the worst part. It’s like someone you love so much and then there’s just so much pain that they’re in. ARIEL: And so we waited another hour – *Ned groaning* – My water still hadn’t broken. NED: No! Please stop! – And we waited another hour – *Ned exhaling* – My water still hadn’t broken – *Ned groaning* KEITH:We’re gonna get our doctor in here, uh, to come in and break this water. NED: Good, finally. Ariel: Finally it gets to the point where I was like, “Just break the goddamn bag.” *Ned and Zach shouting* NED: My crotch is so wet, oh hoo, oh. KEITH: Wow, that was hilarious. And everything got so much more intense The electrodes across the lower abdominal region for across the back we’re going to intensify nothing Do you guys want to bring two machines for real? Yeah Wait, what? One machine only has eight electrodes. You already have eight electrodes on honey. Okay, if these plug into the wall Oh, yes how close you want him on your taint? Yes good answer Don’t put him on a testicle. Are there any dangers in doing this tonight? Are we gonna come on? Oh My god Help yeah, Keith. Yeah just remind me remind me to breathe the Nurses were saying let me know when you need to push and then remind me when the contraction is done I immediately was like I need advice now Sometimes Oh a little more slow and sustained then you may feel one region just kind of Dr. Joffe you can’t do it randomly like With my doctor told me to push it gave me something to do I know how to do that. I can do that. I can push let’s do this Maybe Rosen say, you know, it’s not it’s not pretty You had me pushed three times for every contraction You do it so good. Oh my poor hand and the whole room shifts again Was that the front of the back – that was just the front? So now we’re gonna have you push and we’re gonna add some that. Okay, so then I think you’re crowning The doctor says it’s time to push now, you’re not gonna heat he ho anymore you take a deep breath You hold your breath and you? Hold it for about ten seconds. It looks like you’re trying to poop that’s why people poop when they have a baby because we’re using the same muscle every poop you have is just practice for pretty much Okay, breathe I kind of forgot to breathe myself, I’m sorry, I didn’t do anything for you. Oh god, man. You’re good. You’re good You’re good if you have to The worst part is as the baby’s coming out that hurts like hell it’s called the Ring of Fire Have you heard of the Ring of Fire? final challenge Skin is stretching stretching stretching stretching and a burn So I was the only one who had it on my taint when we did this last time here and I only had two pads – What? any of us would be happy to lend sperm to your family I don’t know how to feel about that offer who’s would you want? Eugene’s And now we have the Ring of Fire which is circulating all of the important parts, so I’ve got four electrodes around my butthole where you’re vagina you would be Why are we doing this?! Why are we doing this?! And it is just, just sharp burning pain Worst pain I’ve ever felt At this point the whole room’s run into action and they take the bottom off of the bed and I put in stirrups We’re all here for the last push. We can get the baby out. They pull down this huge surgical light and There’s like a thousand people in the room. What do you need us all to do? I got your head doing someone help with your legs. Yeah, you guys have been really good husband’s throughout this process And and like I, I really want you guys to be a part of my actual baby’s life Every time that I would open my eyes even just a crack Ned was right there. Ned was next to me Ned was ready to hold my hand if I needed him Ned was ready to give me water if I needed it He was there for every single contraction. I’m just doing it for Ariel. Yep Baby ready For Ariel, I can’t remember the pain at this point. Yeah. I was in some like primal state It is a true experience like none other you can’t even imagine it till you go through it You’re so tired and you’re in so much pain, but your body is working for one thing The next push the baby just goes And I– we had a baby Like the minute that that baby is born and I put him on my chest like labor Labor, I never thought a person could love an avocado as much there’s nothing else You don’t think about the labor you don’t think about the pregnancy You don’t think about how hard it was or how painful it’s just It’s just love You’re gonna be a great dad You’re great mama And then we’re not done cuz you have to deliver the plasenta! Then we have to mash on your stomach and make sure you don’t hemorrhage It’s kind like what cats do when they’re about the way down. Yeah. Yeah. I really underestimated how hard it is to watch someone you love in pain As a guy I’m never gonna be able to actually understand what it’s like to give birth I Get it a little more now. It’s it’s such an awesome beautiful thing Some people can have contractions and really feel very little I mean like that’s the thing about labor It’s just so unpredictable from the minute you’re pregnant till you give birth until they move out of your house at 18 It’s it’s a process I hear my baby – I gotta go. -Yeah -It’s like your bat signal Can I get a ten piece that I got a 10 piece show, huh get swingy pay one dollar more you get 10 more nuggets Let’s get 20 you guys once longer give 40 dozen 20. I’m sorry about that. We’re ready now

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100 Comments

  • Reply Little Edie Is Back September 4, 2019 at 12:49 am

    You guys are hilarious!

  • Reply Ronnie Orenotal September 4, 2019 at 1:32 am

    He has a beautiful wife☺

  • Reply Aria's Corner September 4, 2019 at 1:37 am

    Still the best video ive seen in years.

  • Reply altertheskyy1 September 4, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Lmfaooooo

  • Reply Its_ Ni Ni September 4, 2019 at 2:53 am

    I'm literally crying real tears why can't every man do this while their wife is in labor.

  • Reply Zoila Vazquez September 4, 2019 at 3:14 am

    Poor Ned, I felt so sorry for him..but i couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😃🤣🤣🤣 great job guys.. love it

  • Reply Hanbin XBobby September 4, 2019 at 3:38 am

    A note for my future child,

    Your adopted.

  • Reply Luca The sad lil nugget September 4, 2019 at 5:28 am

    You know what nvm I don’t want kids ;-;

  • Reply Samantha Schmukler September 4, 2019 at 6:41 am

    14 Hours? Are you crazy! I'm considering being single for the rest of my life now, I did not know it could possibly take that long or longer.

  • Reply Nikita Debnath September 4, 2019 at 6:43 am

    It's better to adopt a baby

  • Reply INFIRES MAN September 4, 2019 at 7:39 am

    This device should be used as a torture device for all criminals saying this is what you did to your mother

  • Reply black dora September 4, 2019 at 9:42 am

    This reminds me of gay porn

  • Reply Ophelia Danso September 4, 2019 at 9:46 am

    this was painful to watch

  • Reply how should i choose one idiot as my bias September 4, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Ned is like everything 😂😂

  • Reply how should i choose one idiot as my bias September 4, 2019 at 10:15 am

    "poop if you have to" 😂

  • Reply Zosia Zebrzyńska September 4, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    That was funny

  • Reply Darklordgaming64 September 4, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    I think the best part of this video is Keith’s faces! 😂😂😂

  • Reply Moua Xiong September 4, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Hahha—why r we doing this!!!

  • Reply Marjaylee geerman September 4, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    My mother held me in for a whole 24 hours just so that I wouldn't be born on the first of January because she didn't want me to be the first baby of the year and so that we wouldn't be in the newspaper and get free gifts. So I was born on the second of January about 2:30 AM

  • Reply Rhi is a stupid banana September 4, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    My mom was in labor for about 4 days. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • Reply Alex Cake September 4, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    It's an avocado… thanks

  • Reply Ashley Stapleton September 4, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Omg this is the best thing I’ve ever watched😆you guys are just the best!

  • Reply Saoirse Swan September 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    I almost cried thinking of my mom delivering me and in 10 years maybe I would want my mom to stay close as I give birth myself so we can experience this as strong humain beings. Might sound weird to some of u but I feel like going through a labor or any stage of the begging god of it, with the woman who gave u birth and went through it before u, is powerful. Bc she sees her baby long ago bien actually giving birth. And while u r hurting you r thinking of all those years when u insulted her w stupidity and didn’t want to take out the trash bc it’s not ur job. But without or moms we wouldn’t be here talking.
    And I know not all the moms r good human being and some of u might not even have one or don’t know their mom, but let’s not forget they r the ones who gave us life, carried us for months, and had to deal w our moods for years. ❤️ cheesy I know

  • Reply Crazy Corns! September 4, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Me when I was younger: I wanna have three kids!
    Me after watching this video: OH HELL NO! I AINT HAVING NO KIDS! ILL STICK TO ADOPTING!

  • Reply Ariella's Johnson September 4, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Eugene looks so good even though he’s active labor

  • Reply Sammy Miller September 5, 2019 at 12:12 am

    LMAO THE INTRO *Eugene says yay after Ned cries in silence

  • Reply aya ballout September 5, 2019 at 1:26 am

    That was amazing guys .
    I love you all .
    Ned!!!! You just went through the the second most painful pain after burning alive ( giving birth) and for your wife!!! I love both of you .
    I wish you happy life and more healthy babys.

  • Reply jes espada September 5, 2019 at 1:59 am

    18:31 OMG

  • Reply jes espada September 5, 2019 at 2:11 am

    So, my sister just had a baby on July 16, 2019, born at 9:01am and she was in 28 hours of labor. Her water broke on her boyfriend's birthday at around 6 am, and she woke me up and said: "were going to the hospital" I was so tired I didn't even go. My mom was in Maryland and my sister had texted our mom and said that her water had broke. My mom rushed over and my sister was only 1 cm dilated at the time. We were there for a whole day but at around 3-4am my sister had really bad contractions so her boyfriend( who she has been dating for 16 years) made her get up and dance, walk around, etc. Then her contractions were getting so bad to a point that it was time for her to take an epidural. The doctors told her to wait 10-15 mins and they would give it to her but she eventually screamed out "THE BABYS COMING!!" She got up from the hospital bed and there was blood all over. She started hanging from the side of the hospital bed railing and her pain was so bad. Mind you she was in this tiny ass room that she was sharing with another pregnant lady in labor. The doctor said she could see their head and my sister did 3-10 pushes and the baby was out. She didn't even know what gender the baby was and we swore it was a boy but she had a beautiful baby girl. Her name is Zara Amelié Brown and she is 21 inches long and 8lbs

  • Reply LenAe Porteé September 5, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Lol I felt so bad for him at end lmao that shit is painful 😂😂😂

  • Reply Luiz Felipe' Flauto Betioli September 5, 2019 at 5:15 am

    Renal colic is also one of the worst pains a human can experience. It is simply HORRIBLE!

  • Reply bibabella louka September 5, 2019 at 5:37 am

    I'm a doctor and it's so hard to giving birth

  • Reply JohnN320 September 5, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Ned: Goes through 14 hours of labour
    Ned: laughs at avacado baby

  • Reply Viola Riani September 5, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Gila

  • Reply Gennalyn Apidol September 5, 2019 at 10:51 am

    1:56 when it's already "hour 9", "flight of the bumblebee" really matches the situation😂😂

  • Reply Lady Dyke Vader September 5, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    I vomit from pain every month just because my period started and I have really bad cramps – I vomit, I pass out, can't stand straight, can't lie down… And the ironic thing is I'm a lesbian who want to adopt so this is totally pointless. Also, hot baths ease the pain but they can cause internal bleeding that might even make you die. So… um… cool to be a lady, yay.

  • Reply Corey Steed September 5, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Im interested to know if these are actually comparative pain levels and how it was determined that the pain levels are equal. It would be a bummer if they just said "child birth hurts a ton so just crank the TENS unit up to 11", much more interesting if a woman who has experienced child birth had tested the TENS unit before to find the equivalent TENS unit setting to match her pain during real child birth. Then it would make more sense that they use 2 TENS units on Ned. Right now it kindof comes off like the doctor just wanted to turn up the Hz for funnsies

  • Reply Corey Steed September 5, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    okay, yeah that doctor is just having fun with the TENS units now

  • Reply Corey Steed September 5, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    lol the doctor at the end saying how some mothers dont even feel many contractions… but we're gonna need another 8 more electrodes for Ned!

  • Reply MsKCinKC September 5, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    10:50 Eugene lookin like a snack

  • Reply Akanksha Rawat September 5, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Zach should atleast try being helpful.

  • Reply Much2 Sincere4u September 6, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Every man should have to go through this before getting a woman pregnant. Maybe the deadbeats would decide to wrap it up!!!

  • Reply Vikranth Bandaram September 6, 2019 at 12:30 am

    When you said you were bleeding , I literally cried. It's really hard to see someone go through such a pain. Lots of respect to every woman out there

  • Reply gabby p. September 6, 2019 at 7:03 am

    Keith is killing me omg

  • Reply gabby p. September 6, 2019 at 7:53 am

    that nurse lady scares me

  • Reply Pearl Oneill September 6, 2019 at 8:40 am

    What?

  • Reply Kadambari Mestry September 6, 2019 at 11:27 am

    I admire this man's love for his wife 💖💖❤❤❤

  • Reply Elizabeth Pinkie Pie September 6, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    hello, I am your active labor

    I died

  • Reply Lion Beats September 6, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Wait…I’m already .52 seconds watching this and already in pain from watching 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Vale Cale September 6, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    I hate when boys make fun of girls for having periods 🙄🙄 I literally kicked him in the balls thank goodness he didn’t tell on me

  • Reply R K J S September 7, 2019 at 4:15 am

    I love it how the guys just say “and we will be the husband role”

  • Reply R K J S September 7, 2019 at 4:18 am

    “Hi, I’m your active labor”

  • Reply R K J S September 7, 2019 at 4:29 am

    I’m laughing myself horse

  • Reply Laura Kheimi September 7, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Eugene was the best contraction-eer and Keith was the best husband😂👌🏻

  • Reply BRAVOZULU DWEST boathouse September 7, 2019 at 5:58 am

    cuck soy boy losers

  • Reply Manon Van Dycke September 7, 2019 at 9:02 am

    I will never have kids

  • Reply haselmaussue September 7, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    He is a brave man! He don‘t have the hormones 😱

  • Reply suck my toes September 7, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Imagine being neighbors with them

  • Reply HTL REAL September 7, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    14 hours is blessing for some woman's my sister was in labor for almost 30 hours, almost

  • Reply Vivienne Nagai September 7, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Haha

  • Reply Libby Phillips September 7, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    This video is literally just the best birth control lol

  • Reply H O September 7, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Awwhh 😭😭

  • Reply DIO ZA WARUDO September 7, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    19:31 when i got my pre test on the 3 day of school

  • Reply Santi Astuti September 8, 2019 at 1:32 am

    That god boy doggo want a donuts…give him/her a donuts…

  • Reply Yura Graterol September 8, 2019 at 2:28 am

    Zach has nice eyes

  • Reply Kalley McClure September 8, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Eugene being a little shit while posing as Ned's husband is e v e r y t h i n g

  • Reply Maddie Jones September 8, 2019 at 6:18 am

    Can’t…. stop…laughing

  • Reply Ne0n _angels September 8, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Eugene manically grinning whilst Ned screams in pain is all that I need thankyou

  • Reply Isabel Esteban Rojo September 8, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Thank God for the epidural!! I asked for it after 36 hours and I had my baby 4 hours later.

  • Reply w a h o o September 8, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Ned just looks so fucking dead inside

  • Reply Meredith Richardson September 8, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Now give him an epidural and cut his abdomen wide open. 😈

  • Reply Kierra Hannon September 8, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Eugene: hi, I'm your active labor

  • Reply Kierra Hannon September 8, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Eugene: hi, I'm your active labor

  • Reply Sani Nuraenii September 8, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I need Eugene in my home

  • Reply Sofie Holdgaard September 8, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    22:33 AWEEEEEE!!!

  • Reply Roxana Romero September 8, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Me: enjoying the pool on a 98° day

    My period: 4:04

  • Reply Celia September 8, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Muahahahahahahaahhaha

  • Reply Bloodstained Bubbles September 8, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    “Hi. I’m your active labour.”

    Why did that crack me up tho😂

  • Reply link boy September 8, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Pregnant men look wierd

  • Reply Marlen De Jesus September 9, 2019 at 12:53 am

    GIVE BIRTH KWEEN CMON MY MOM GAVE BIRTH TO ME 2 HOARS AGO IM KIDDING

  • Reply Lynn N. September 9, 2019 at 12:55 am

    I dont want children anymore.

  • Reply StauzLikesMonkeys September 9, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Is this what being in a polyamerious relationship is like? XD

  • Reply some dud who likes 2 watch September 9, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Nobody:
    Eugene: hi I'm your active labor

  • Reply Linda Rizzato September 9, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    I think the nurse had way too much fun

  • Reply Salaheddine Cherrak September 9, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    I was afraid of getting pregnant before but now that I discovered that the burn only lasts a bit, I feel ready. I've always been the kinda person to accept the fact that some pains limit my love (just how you don't feel the same after someone screams at u for the 1st time yanno ? ) so seeing that it didn't warms my heart and I even am like "yup I'm up for 14 kids ! x)"

  • Reply KookiesBabyShitu September 9, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    And we're gonna put him on a bed! AND WE'RE GONNA PULL HIS DICK OFF!

  • Reply Clari PdC September 10, 2019 at 12:15 am

    I’m having an epidural.

  • Reply Viola The Great - Supposedly September 10, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Ah, poor Ned

  • Reply Viola The Great - Supposedly September 10, 2019 at 11:41 am

    2:31 Ned's gasp was adorable
    Ha Eugene's evil face

  • Reply Eva Ward September 10, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    2:32 OMG that little squeak poor ned made!he did amazing!😂😂😂

  • Reply Stylish Loser September 10, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    I am glad we are also getting a hair transplant update and ned looks good! He looks younger idk

  • Reply razazo kenfry September 10, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    18:31

  • Reply Meli Gonzales September 10, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Ned is my favorite, he is so funny and sweet. after this he deserves the best things in the world.

  • Reply Bibi Kay September 10, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    sips on my coffee as a pregnant woman

  • Reply Savannah Holt September 11, 2019 at 12:07 am

    they should rename it "torturing ned for a day" XD

  • Reply Lilly Singh Daily September 11, 2019 at 12:11 am

    “YoU ArE THe WoRSt!!”

  • Reply Megan Fudge September 11, 2019 at 3:57 am

    Hi

  • Reply Mayong Xiong September 11, 2019 at 4:03 am

    It's so funny but so heart touching/warming. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Reply Katie kowski September 11, 2019 at 4:28 am

    My favorite part is 21:15

  • Reply AshYAHgurl September 11, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Well he can now brag to his friends that he has given birth

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