-I was just running a bit
behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind,
I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes
right now. Is that cool with you? [ Cheers and applause ] James, can I get some
thank-you-not-writing
music, please? [ Piano plays ] Oh, my God.
-Happy New Year. -Yeah, Happy New Year,
buddy. Yeah. Holy moly. Where were you when
the ball dropped, you know? -Wow. He was 14. [ Piano plays ] “Thank you,
Christmas trees on the curb, for looking like
you’re still recovering from going too hard
on New Year’s Eve.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Don’t even. “Thank you, pot-luck dinners,
for being a great way to trick your friends into
catering a party for you.” It’s like,
“Hey, what’s the deal? You invite me?”
-“Yeah, come on.” -“Come on over, bud.”
-“I’ve got a menu for you.” -“Just bring whatever
you want to eat or drink, and we’ll have
a good time.” [ Speaks indistinctly ]
-“We’ll be gone.” -We’ll be gone,
but you have a blast.” “Thank you, Sears,
for reaching a last-minute deal to stay in business. I think I speak for everyone
when I say, ‘Wait, you were still
in business?'” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] I always love Sears. -[ Speaks indistinctly ] -You liked [ indistinct ]
more than Sears?” -I liked [ indistinct ]
more than Sears, yeah. “Thank you,.
music-festival lineups, for basically being
eye exams for hipsters.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] “Thank you, flu shots, for being the only time
I’m like, ‘You work at CVS? Sure, I’ll trust you to
stick a needle in my body.'” Guys, those are my
thank-you notes.
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Is Jimmy sick oh no
1. I got a big dick
2. You read that wrong
3. You didn’t
4. I’m lonely and i have no friends
Man! That was a short one!
I love this show
i love how passionate he is when he starts a new note
thank you, next
lol
he was 14 lol
Thank you Kanye, very cool!
A little more flu shot propaganda
NA humor right there
Yay Im early
BTW I thought this was a parody of thank u, next
early
LMAO “He was 14” Higgins is underrated af😂
Thank you, Higgins.. for making me mentally picture James' balls dropping.
Thank u next!
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To everyone reading this , I hope u have an amazing and blessed 2019 ❤️
Hey Jimmy can my channel get a shout out on your next show
Thank you, notes
Thank you, notes
Thank you, notes
If you know what I mean
James would have the best viral video if he quit. Fuck this job play the panio yourself and walks out😂
Is there a podcast of "Thank you notes"? I would love to add this to my Google morning routine.
0:11 Slavery Flashbacks
Someone please make a compilation of the guy trying not to laugh 😂😂😂
Xmas trees on the curb: depressing, disrespectful, and wasteful!
Tʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ⋅ ᴰᵒᶰᵗ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶦᶰᵘᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘʳᵗ ˢᵒᵒᶰ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ⋅ ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵒᵖ﹖ ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵇʳᵒ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶫʳᵉᵃᵈʸ﹗ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ﹖⋅⋅⋅ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᵒᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ.
Thank you Internet, that you gave us ICarly.
vvv
#ChampagneJames
FUCK YOUR FLU SHOTS IT HAS MERCURY
Pharmacists are actually doctors. Bet you didn’t know that lol
Thank you Higgins ❤️
Lol! James is hilarious! I love the smile he is trying to hide at the beginning! Lol! These thank you notes!
Thank you for all of the laughs over all these years and many more
It took reading someone else's comment to get the joke on the beginning lol
jim: "where were you when the balls….ball dropped"?
james: "………"
higgings: "he was 14"
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Hahaha… good ones!
"Don't even…" Nicely timed Jimmy.
The funniest part is always the way Jimmy goes in with the pen.
0:20 he almost said "where were you when the 'bald' dropped" 😂
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✋🏼👊🏼😀❤️ Thank you notes for the win. Don’t lick the envelope. 🤭
Reminds me of Mr beast
Watching your show is the best training ever to improve my English speaking :p .
I want to know what happened to the video of Chloe and Halle performing on Jimmy Fallons show, cause I cant find it anymore!
Somebody please tell me.
Picture of when Ferguson of the keyboard did not deliberately play on Jimmy's tricky repayment.
bonnaroooooo
I’m going don a rabbit hole of Jimmy Fallon…
help I can’t escape