-Robert and I have
a lot of history together. Not a lot of people know this,
but back in the early ’90s, we both starred in a commercial for an allergy medicine
called Zynerma. -Oh, my — That’s totally right.
-Remember that? -Yeah, that
really eccentric director. -Oh, don’t even. The director. -He came out of French cinema, right?
-He did. Well, he had this thing
that he wanted us to have our line readings
be really fresh. Right, so he didn’t want us to
see our lines before the bit. -That’s right.
-So every time we went to the commercial,
we were reading the lines for the first time
right there on set. Well, I found one
of our old commercials. -No!
-Yes. -Oh, it’s about time.
-So, here for the first time in decades is me
and Robert Downey Jr.’s ad for Zynerma.
-Zynerma! -If you suffer
from seasonal allergies, then relief is finally here
with once-daily Zynerma. Ask your doctor or pharmacist
if Zynerma is right for you. -Before Zynerma, my allergies would keep me
in bed all day long. But not anymore. Now the only thing
keeping in my bed is my fear of tall men. [ Laughter ] -Side effects of Zynerma
may include thought blisters, the mumps, hepatitis K,
gooberlycosis, tripolar depression and slacks,
premature fatherhood, stump lung, crispicks,
and hat failure. [ Cheers and applause ] -Best of all, they’re shaped
like Flintstone characters. Not the pills. My nipples. ♪♪ -Zynerma shouldn’t replace
your asthma inhaler, and it can’t replace…her. Sorry, big guy,
but she’s not coming back. The sooner you accept that, the
better off we’re all gonna be. ♪♪ She actually wrote you
a really long letter explaining everything, but I accidentally
dropped it in the toilet. My bad. -Alright, now me and you
together. -Okay. ♪♪ -Wait, give me a second. [ Laughter ] Alright, ready? Zynerma let me live again, because I was once declared
legally dead for 15 hours. -If your erection lasts
more than four hours, that has nothing to do
with Zynerma… but congratulations. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -What the…?
There’s more? Alright. One time, I got a Lego man
stuck in my no– [ Laughter ] One time, I got a Lego man
stuck in my nose. I blew and blew and blew,
but he wouldn’t come out. He’s still up there to this day. Sometimes when I’m lying in bed
at night, I think about him — how old he is,
if he ever got married, if he’s happy. Then the Ambien kicks in and I fall asleep
naked in the front yard. ♪♪ -Whoa, I just
r-realized something. Zynerma rhymes with potato. Wait, no. Sorry. Tomato rhymes with “pot-ah-to.” Damn it, I just
embarrassed myself again. I guess my dry cleaner
was right — I’m a worthless sack of crap. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -Hey, Tad. Hey, Tad.
What are you up to, man? -Hey, sorry, bro. -[ Laughs ] You know you can make — Do you know you can make
your own homemade Tylenol? All you need is Skittles
and vodka. [ Laughter ] -Ask your doctor
about Zynerma today, then ask your doctor
for their number. Doctors are good people to date because they’ve already
seen you naked and most of them
make a [bleep]load of money. [ Laughter ] -I asked my doctor if Zynerma
was right for me, but he said, “I’ve never heard
of Zynerma. What is it?” So I said, “It’s a pill,
dum-dum. Just write the prescription.” Then he said, “That’s not
how prescriptions work.” So I said, “Pwease?”
And he said, “No.” So I said,
“Pwetty, pwetty pwease?” And he said no again
and called the police. So now I go to the veterinarian. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Here’s a list of
everything I’m allergic to — love… [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -I lived in the back of
a Walgreens for three years because my arm was stuck
in the blood pressure machine. -That’s where I found him. I took him home,
hosed him off in his yard and nursed him back to health
with Muscle Milk. -Soon, I weighed 600 pounds. It was a long, hard road
to lose all that weight, and I couldn’t have done it
without a good friend. -But after his friend escaped,
I stepped in. The rest is
rock ‘n’ roll history. -Thanks, Zynerma!
-Thanks, Zynerma! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Once-daily Zynerma — breathe deep. ♪♪ -Had a lot of…
[ Cheers and applause ] You got a lot of — [ Laughs ]
-That went on a bit. -We did a lot of commercials. I forgot how many commercials
we ended up doing. -Yeah. Very experimental.
-[ Laughs ] My thanks to Robert Downey Jr.,