[cough] [alert beep]
“Normal coronavirus can
be stopped from spreading…” “Normal coronavirus can
be stopped from spreading…” [static sound] ♪ Cough, cough ♪ ♪ Cough, cough, cough ♪ ♪ Listen to me ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Go, Corona! ♪ ♪ Go, Corona! ♪
♪ Go, Corona! ♪ ♪ Corona, corona, corona,
co-corona, go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, corona! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, corona! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪ ♪ Corona, Go! ♪
♪ Corona, Go! ♪ Shut the fuck up. Thank God, you’re with me. We’ve to stay home
for 21 days. And you’re like the
funniest person I know. So, I’m so glad that I’d be spending
my isolation days with you. My best friend! [slurps] This medicine doesn’t just
tackle corona, but cringe too. – Don’t take it as a joke, please. It’s serious.
Don’t take it as a joke. – Brother, I’m taking it seriously.
This is just a gimmick, for comedy- – Lock yourselves inside for 21 days, please. – Very true. You guys stay at home… – Very true. You guys stay at home…
– You’re just making excuses… – You’re just making excuses… …about what you’d eat or drink. Guys, please. Eat rice with rice water,
and stay at home. Spend some time with your parents. This is an opportunity for us
Indians to save our lives. Please. Some over-acting,
but after all, it’s a TikTok, right?
But, good job. TikTok is the best medium
to spread awareness, because a lot of people use TikTok. But the bad news is that I saw a lot
of TikToks taking coronavirus lightly, and that would weigh on us in the future. ♪ One virus shook the world ♪ ♪ and it’s name is Corona ♪ ♪ Hindustanis say to not fear it ♪ The government is trying
so hard to control the spread of
coronavirus in India, but we aren’t gonna
change, right? There are still douchebags on
the streets with their KTMs. How’s your quarantine going on?
Nice? You enjoying? Guys, I’m kinda scared watching
the news about Italy, America, and the UK. “Coronavirus has gained
over 500k subscribers.” I mean…
What would happen to India? India has so much population, and
people here aren’t taking it seriously. But seeing the passion of some
people on TikTok against Corona, I am optimistic that India
won’t be affected seriously. Because these people are fighting
against Corona on the front lines. Doctor and nurses come afterwards.
These fight against Corona first. CORONA! You’ve come to India.
You won’t be able to survive. Modi’s coming for you.
MODI! He’d enter your home
and beat the shit outta you! He wouldn’t have needed
a plate for Janta curfew. Huh? He definitely played his chest instead. I gotta acknowledge Modiji’s fanbase. If Modiji becomes a youtuber, he’d cross 100 million
subscribers in 1 week. T-series would go to hell. And then it’ll be a proper, fair fight
between PewDiePie and Modiji because then they’d both
be individual creators. – What do you think of Corona?
– Shit. – What do you think of shit?
– Corona. – Thank you.
– That’s alright. – We hate Corona. (x2) – We hate Corona. (x2)
– We hate Corona. (x2) – We hate Corona. – We hate Corona.
– We hate Corona. We hate Corona. – We hate Corona.
– We hate Corona. [Saiman slurps]
(hating continues) (hating continues) Can we find a cure for this
before Coronavirus, please? Brother!
Where are you going? – For Namaz, bro.
– Brother, Coronavirus is spreading. Take this mask. [rejects mask and wears taqiyah] ♪ Oh, Allah, the Almighty! ♪ ♪ Allah-hu-Allah ♪ ♪ Protect me, and guide me ♪ [Slurp] Maybe, it’s different kind of mask.
He wore it on his head. Do whatever you want, guys.
Do whatever you want, okay. You die, take others
with you too. Okay. [coughs] – Brother, don’t cough. Otherwise
we’d get Coronavirus too. – Bro, there’s no Corona.
It’s just NRC from Allah. (Saiman: Huh!?)
Whoever Allah likes, would remain. And the rest would die. “Coronavirus is NRC from Allah.” God forbid. And who’s protesting
against this NRC? Modiji? Some astrologer dude:
India wouldn’t be harmed by Coronavirus. (Saiman: Nothing? Okay, okay.)
There’s nothing to worry about. People won’t die of Coronavirus, I think.
Saiman: You think nothing would happen. Saiman: You think nothing would happen. Saiman: Nobody would die. Okay.
Don’t remember asking, but okay. Astrologer dude:
It’d end by March 30. Saiman: Oh!
I’ll right back. Lemme share this video on
my family WhatsApp group. Sir, I’m feeling strange at home.
May I go outsi- Cop: I’ll break yer fookin’ legs
if you step outside! This is actually happening. And they breaking not just your legs. And I think, I should happen so.
Just because of some stupids, a lot of people would be infected.
So, I think, it’s better to be strict. Okay? Corona gave India
something to drink. India drank it.
Oh, my God! What happened to India, guys? What happened to India?
Oh, my God! [“This is India, my love.
We won’t give up easily.”] [whistles] They put TikTok trend of
spitting out water on Corona too. You see that is how
you should fight Corona. You should not swallow. YOU SHOULD SPIT. [spit sound] Okay… Two guys shook hands with Corona.
The last one didn’t. Oh, my God! Okay, so basically, another TikTok
which shows that India is invincible. Nothing would happen
to India due to Corona. It’s understandable. A lot of COVIDs in
India came and went, COVID-12, 13, 14,
no one’s got a clue. – Do you know? Coronavirus is the second
virus to spread from China to India. – What was the first one, bro? – You don’t know.
It’s TikTok! Oh, ho, ho…I didn’t know
I’d get to see this, but TikTokers have started
becoming self-aware. I mean…2020 is the season finale.
It feels like everything would end. – Nah, bro, don’t stop!
He has Coronovirus! Leave him! Saiman: He fell so smoothly.
So comfortably. Okay, he got Coronavirus? People faint if
they get the virus? Okay, okay, okay… I didn’t know. Okay. All these cringe videos are similar.
How do I react to it now? One minute, one minute… Coronavirus is also
called COVID-19, right? And as in the news,
and also in this video, Coronavirus affects
children as well, right? But if COVID is 19, how can it
enter the body of a child? Huh!? “You understand now, Daya?”
Coronavirus is a pedophile! Coronavirus EXPOSED! Coronavirus CANCELLED! How was this reaction?
Funny, right? I’ve got habit of it now. If you don’t stay at home now, then people would come
to your house for 12 days. And they’d say,
“This man was good.” “But he didn’t
listen to anyone.” Saiman: Woah! I was not expecting
a TikTok to be this dark. Send this guy to address the nation at 8.
No one would come out then. – Brother, how are you even
passing your time at home? [sad music] What happened? What happened, dude? [laughs] I understand, I understand. The world’s online in the lockdown, but she still won’t reply, guys. But here’s a benefit of the lockdown- you at least know that
she’s not with someone else. Right? You’re supposed to stay home. You’re not supposed
to meet anybody, right? [laughs nervously] – Look at him.
He’s my brother. Saiman: Okay. – He got it coloured twice. It costed a 1000 bucks. And now, see how
his hair is falling off. (Saiman: Oh, my…)
He has Coronavirus! (Saiman: OH! Really?)
Beware of hairdyes. Saiman: I’m putting a link in the description
for the symptoms of Coronavirus. No, because, I feel that
people are confused. This dude thinks
Coronavirus causes hairfall. In the last TikTok, a child fainted
and lie on the middle of a road. Are you guys playing Plague Inc.? You guys are evolving
symptoms on Coronavirus. Woah, Coronavirus woah!
(Saiman: Woah!) You don’t see any caste and creed. You don’t care if the
body’s Hindi, Christian, or other. A virus sees no religion.
At least we came along together. Now the fight is just with you. Did you ever think why Coronavirus
doesn’t look for a religion in its victims? That is because it is maybe not a virus. Maybe, we are the virus. – Now there’s no danger to worry about. Everyone now is a danger to everyone else. [applauses]
Waah, waah! Irshad! Irshad!
Waah, waah! – There’s 1% chance to die of Corona. – Okay. – But to die any time,
the chances are 100% [Saiman chuckles] Right?
[Saiman chuckles] [Saiman chuckles] Who is this guy with existential crisis? Coronavirus, please go from India.
People are getting worried. Please, Coronavirus.
Go from India. Modiji! Expel Coronavirus
from India, Modiji! Otherwise, we’d die, Modiji. We’d not live
without you, Modiji! Expel Coronavirus from India.
People are getting worried. [laugh track] CORONA, son! Modi’s coming for you.
MODI! He’d enter your home
and beat the shit outta you! Modiji! Expel Coronavirus
from India, Modiji! [sneezes] [Sneeze replays] Alright, so just as I was
going to upload this video, I saw such a big shit… I mean, I can smell it
from the screen. Okay? In his last video, Mumbiker
Nikhil did moto-vlogging. He sat on his bike, and he rode
from his home to his other home. He showed this on his vlog. Why? The justification of his outdoor vlogging is that
he wanted to have a meal made by his mother. That’s why he rode from
one home to his other one. I saw the Delhi photo where
all the migrant labourers gathered, because they have no
transport to go home. That is a necessity, okay?
It is very sad they’d to do that, but I can understand.
It is a necessity. This “wanted to have meal made by
mom” excuse to travel is not a necessity. He said that it’s just a minute away.
No problem would occur. Brother, if you tell about your 1 minute adventure,
your audience would go out for half an hour. I came to know about
this through NotNewNaveen. He’s a vlogger friend. I’m putting his channel’s
link in the description. Check him out. And that’s it. I too am making
videos from my home. I’ve shifted the setup here. And I gave a leave to Timothy.
He’s now stuck in his basement. Watch your favourite movie,
TV show, or youtuber, guys. You won’t get this opportunity again.
Stay indoors, okay? Good night, bye.
Shab-ba-Khair. Kailash Kher. Wish you a happy married life. These (masks) would go from hundred
to a grand, you wouldn’t even know. [outro] [outro continues and fades out]