-Bros, the door’s shut, right?
-Yeah! -The windows?
-Yes! -The speakers?
-Yeah! -The zipper on your pants?
-We’re wearing boxers! Oh… -Shall I hit play?
-Hold on, hold on… Go ahead now. What happened? -Did the laptop crash?
-Shit, man! I told y’all not to play porn,
we’ve a virus now! A virus? HIV? Are you a fool, pandit? Are there any other laptops around? The seniors may have… Let’s not go, man.
Let’s get out of here. This corridor has the 4th year guys. I’ve heard that they make freshers pee
on a spoon and pass electricity through it. Are you a chicken, man? I’m not scared.
I’m just thinking about my kids. What are you doing?
You’ll get us killed! Come on, let’s go. The seniors will rip our clothes.
Come on, bro. -Don’t do it, man! Let’s go.
-Get away! Utha ke CPU chalam jo porn ki hai lat garam we love you Tori Black’amam Sunny Sunny Leo’namam Hey, that’s my CPU. Hey, Pandit! Put your holy thread
back on your ear. Now you can watch porn all night! What about a monitor? They just babble in the prospectus! Who’s going to write about porn
being banned in the hostel? I’ll be back in 27 seconds. Look! I understand that it could
be difficult to live without porn. But Dilip and Tahil
are in charge of this. We should trust them. They’ll come with a great
HD porn. We don’t have to be afraid. Sardar! They caught Dilip and Tahir with porn
at the gate itself. They are no more… ..allowed in campus. We’re having trouble getting porn
from outside, right? So what?! The water has risen above
our heads now. Before we get suspended. It’s time to release ‘Babesena’. Babesena? Yeah, Babesena! It’s said that it has everything from
softcore to hentai, from naughty America
to ‘Savitha Bhabi’; filled with a million girls,
it’s filled an army of billion babes! Yes, Badri,
it even has Shemale porn. But even till today,
Babesena is in that HOD Dahi Balla’s cabin chained up like the girls and guys
in BDSM. I agree we’re single, with no scope
of sex and a very bad imagination! But these hands are not made
to tremble, but to shake! We’re going to free Babesena tonight
from the HOD Dahi Balla’s cabin! However, know that whoever goes
and caught, can be thrown out of the college
by the HOD Dahi Balla. So tell me… Which brave girl or guy
will carry out this task? Cowards!
Tell me? Who will carry out this task? I will go to free Babesena
from Bhalla! Let them in. Sir…
Sir… Ask me. Sir, when Benzene hexafluoride reacts with
tri-hydro-chlorine and chloro-fluoro-methane
at 823 degree celsius, then what is the enthalpy
of the reaction? -123 Kilo-Joules. Next? Ask him! Ask him more questions! Our HOD will solve everything! Sir, what pressure is required
for an adiabatic isentropic process PV raised to the power gamma minus 1, where gibbs free energy is as a function
of temperature to the kelvin scale? 1.5 Pascal. You rascal!
Next? Ask him more!
Ask him more! He’s our HOD! Sir, during the Mughal dynasty,
when Babar was in power, what were the Rajputs doing,
in their recreational time? This is a question from the Arts field,
you don’t have to solve it. What’s that? He’s asking a question from
the Arts field in an engineering college? Make him a prisoner! Shit! This is betrayal! Dad said it was an Arts college
and sent me to an engineering college?! Betrayal! You’re doing your Phd for the past
8 years under me and getting by. Even the students call you Kaatapa instead
of Shivapa now. You obviously hate me a lot! What I think of dew drops outside my door
every morning, must definitely be your urine. How then do you still help me? How Kaatapa? Anyway, tell me what you want. Shall I get your research paper published? Or should I cancel your dance
at the fresher party? No, sir.
I’ll take care of that. I’ve even practised for it. You just release Babesena for all
those innocent students. They need this. And so do I. Babesena’s freedom? Here’s the laptop, format Babesena. What else could mean freedom
for a hard disk other than this? No, no, sir. I can’t do this!
I can’t do this! You won’t do it? Then let those students suffer… Let them suffer till they suffer! Bahubully, where have you gone?
Come back… ?? Come on in. Come in slowly. It’s dark, so come in slowly
and be careful. Don’t be afraid,
hold onto each other’s hands. Stick together.
Don’t be afraid, I’m here. -The weather’s bad, don’t be afraid.
-Let’s get Babesena and get out of here! Guys… Fuck! ?? Hey, where’s the key to this? The power somehow manages to go off
at such intense moments, listen to me, someone is going to
come up from behind and say… Hey!
Who’s there? Bahubully! I’ve the same loafers. I’ve been waiting for your return
for ages, Bahubully. I’m Jeetu. -What?
-Yes. And who’s this Bahubali? By the sound of his name… He sounds like a 6 feet green eyes
metro-hetro-sepio-handsome senior! He’s not a 6 feet green eyes
metro-hetro-sepio-handsome senior! But it was our respected HOD
who looked average like him. Jintendra Bahubully came to this college
about 5 years back. What an entry it was! Whose Hero Glamour is this?
This is our parking! Sir, there’s a new professor in college. Sir, he took your place. Hey, park this. I’ll take care of him. Get that out of the way! It was our Dean Chewgammi who
introduced him to Dahi Bhalaa. Professor Bhalla, he will be your
new assistant professor from today. The parking below is alloted
to professors. Not to their assistants. Park your Hero Glamour elsewhere
from tomorrow. Did you get it?
It’s our parking! Am I right, Bhalla? Those were the days when students would
be troubled by Bhalla’s torture! Sir, can I please sit behind? No back-benchers are allowed
in my class! You have to sit in the front
if you want to study! Sir, but technically, if everyone sits
on the first bench, it automatically becomes
the last bench too. How dare you all sit on the last bench
in my class?! Get out!
Everybody, get out! One fine day, Dahi Bhalla was
on his way somewhere. He was eating street food. Which resulted in him taking
a sick leave. The next day, Dean Chewgammi, sent Jintendra Bahubully to
his class. His teaching methods won the hearts
of all the students in just a day. What a lecture it was. When professor Dahi Bhallar
returned the next day. The students rebelled. And asked to be taught
only by professor Jintendra Bahubully, Because every student began to a be a fan
of professor Jintendra Bahubully. What a man he was! After a couple of days… Even our HOD went to the same place
and ate street food. And he was dead. And the HOD’s chair
remained empty. How should our HOD be? He should be like Jitendra Bahubully! How should our HOD be? He should be like Jitendra Bahubully! How should our HOD be? Okay, it’s been decided then/ After 10 days, different companies
are coming to the campus for placements. Divide all the students from the 4th year
equally among both the professors, Shukla. Whichever group has the most placements, will be the new HOD. He’ll also throw the Saturday night party. -This is my order.
-But, Dean, the HOD position is mine! My order is now louder! This is wrong professor. All the 10 pointers
have been given to Dahi Bhalla. All the students you’ve got are idiots
like me. Who just get happy writing
80085 on a calculator. -What do you mean?
-Boobs, sir. Professor, if you say so, I can get
fake certificates of all the students. No, Kaatapa! That’s wrong.
You focus on your Phd. No one can stop you from being the HOD,
professor Bhalla. I can take a class now, right? I’ve not failed anyone for days
with these tiny hands of mine. This is not you,
but your fantasy talking, Brinjal Dev. Where are you taking that?
It’s seized! Jitendra has asked for it.
To play. Games during placement time? A week later, different companies
came to the campus for placement. Where Professor Bhalla’s students
kept getting a job. Wait! Look at those geeks?
How are you different than they are? Kumar Verma, life gives a student
just one chance to make his own identity. Today is your day. Break the beard! However, Professor Bahubully’s students
didn’t even understand the questions. An AC has 2 types of generator. One of it is an AC… Now tell me, what’s the difference
between the two? You don’t even know this? What do you know? Sir, Professor Jitendra got his students
leadership certificates through sports. I hope the companies don’t hire
them thinking they’re team players! Only students with good grades
get the job! Not students who just play a sport. That’s the rule of placements. Right, Bhalla? I got a job! I got a job! Dean, do you see that? 18 students from Professor Bhalla’s side
have got a job. But Professor Jitendra could get a job
for just one of his students. Now our HOD will be Professor Bhalla! Right, Dean? Professor Bhalla made the college proud
by getting 18 students placed. His picture will be put up
in the Hall of Fame. And a new chair in his cabin. But your new HOD will be
Professor Jitendra. Hey, Chewgammi! Dean, according to the deal
Professor Bhalla should be the HOD. Isn’t it? The one who gets 10 pointers
a job during campus placements, is a good professor. But someone who gets
a dumb guy a job, is a true HOD. But, Dean! My order is extra louder now! Till date, useless students like us
have been bullied by professors like this. But now there is someone
who can bully these professors. Which is why now, you’re not just our
professor but you’re the bully of bullies, -Jitendra Bahubully!
Bahubully! -Jitendra Bahubully!
Bahubully! -Jitendra Bahubully!
Bahubully! Which department has a professor
like this now, Kaatapa? Can we meet him? He’s no more.
He’s no longer in this college. Why? He must’ve gone the same way and eaten
street food, something must’ve happened. -Right?
-No. He was thrown out of this college. Why? Why?
Why Kaatapa? Looking at how
you’re building the suspense, I think it’s you who got him thrown out. Yes, yes yes! The cheap-low life- betraying-Phd, is me…