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Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

November 11, 2019


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT,
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID.
BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE?
ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT
APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT.
ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA AND HER
HUSBAND JARED. THEY ALWAYS KEEP ME SO CALM AND
MAKE SURE I DON’T DO ANYTHING TOO CRAZY.
>>THAT’S TRUE, SIR.>>QUICK QUESTION, ARE THEY
GONE?>>YES, THEY DON’T WORK ON
SHABBAT.>>PERFECT.
WHEN THE JEWS ARE AWAY, THE GOYS WILL PLAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO SENT IN STEVE BANNON.
[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HELLO, DONALD. I HAVE ARRIVED.
>>STEVE, YOU LOOK RESTED.>>THANK YOU.
>>NOT ME, I’VE HAD A LONG DAY. I’M TIRED AND CRANKY.
AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD JUST FREAK OUT ON SOMEBODY.
>>MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL AUSTRALIA.
>>REALLY? I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEEN BRIEFED
OR ANYTHING. BUT WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
LET’S DO IT.>>HELLO, PRIME MINISTER
TURNBULL.>>YES, HELLO, IT’S THE DONALD.
>>PRESIDENT TRUMP, HOW ARE YOU? I HEARD THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF
BLOWBACK OVER YOUR MUSLIM BAN.>>NO, THERE WASN’T, EVERYONE
LOVES IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE OF THAT HUGE MASSACRE AT BOWLING GREEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.
>>YEAH, IT WAS HORRIBLE. SO MANY PEOPLE DIED, BUT
ACTUALLY, THEY’RE THE LUCKY ONES.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR
STILL ACCEPTING OUR REFUGEES.>>HOMIE SAY WHAT?
>>PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID AMERICA WOULD ACCEPT 1,200 REFUGEES.
YOUR COUNTRY’S COMPASSION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
>>NO, NO REFUGEES. AMERICA FIRST, AUSTRALIA SUCKS,
YOUR REEF IS FAILING, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STEVE, I THINK THAT WENT BAD.
WAS THAT BAD?>>NO, IT WENT JUST ACCORDING TO
PLAN.>>WHOSE PLAN?
YOUR PLAN?>>NO, YOUR PLAN.
>>OKAY, GOOD. LET’S CALL MEXICO.
I FIGURED OUT A SMART DIPLOMATIC WAY TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>HOLA?
PRESIDENT NIETO?>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR
THE WALL SAYS WHAT?>>QUE?
>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL SAYS WHAT?
>>QUE?>>NO, YOU HAVE TO SAY “WHAT.”
>>HA HA HA, YOU SAID WHAT, YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>NO, YOU PAY, LOSER, YOU BOD
HOMBRE. HERE COME OUR TANKS, GET READY
TO GO TO WAR. STEVE, I’M GETTING TOO WORKED
UP, MAYBE I SHOULD STOP.>>OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL
GERMANY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY.>>HELLO?
IS THIS MY SWEET BARACK? BARACK OBAMA, I MISS YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, IT’S DONALD TRUMP.
>>AH, GROSS. HI, DONALD.
ARE YOUR PEOPLE STILL PROTESTING?
>>YES, EVERYONE IS MARCHING IN THE STREET, THEY’RE SO UPSET HOW
BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH —
>>A VERY IMPORTANT UP AND COMER, HIS NAME IS FREDERICK
DOUGLASS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I’M TRYING TO GET HOLD OF HIM RIGHT NOW, HE’S VERY BUSY, NOW.
>>THAT IS VERY COOL, DONALD. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO —
>>ALSO I WANT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND.
LAST WEEK IT WAS HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY.
AS YOU KNOW, 6 MILLION PEOPLE WERE AT MY INAUGURATION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE AT MY
INAUGURATION. THE MEDIA REFUSES TO COVER IT,
SO UNFAIR. ONE DAY I’M GOING TO WRITE A
MEMOIR ABOUT THIS STRUGGLE AND CALL IT “MY STRUGGLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WOULD THAT BE IN GERMAN?
ANGELA?>>MY NAME IS AN-GEL-LA.
>>DON’T CORRECT ME, I’M IN CHARGE NOW, GERMANY SUCKS, YOUR
WALL FAILED, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THAT WAS HILARIOUS.>>THANK YOU, STEVE, THANK YOU.
OH, I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA, WATCH THIS.
>>HELLO?>>HELLO, CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU’VE JUST WON A FREE CRUISE FOR TWO TO HAWAII, ALL YOU NEED
IS YOUR COUNTRY’S CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
>>WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR THE WALL, DONALD.
>>YES, YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
STEVE, ALL OF OUR SO-CALLED ALLIES ARE BEING SO
MEAN TO ME.>>WHY DON’T YOU CALL SOME
RANDOM LITTLE COUNTRY, SHOW THEM WHO’S BOSS?
>>WHAT ABOUT ZIMBABWE?>>PERFECT.
SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF AMERICA.>>HELLO?
>>ZIMBABWE, THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
>>WAIT, IS THIS DONALD TRUMP?>>YES.
>>YOU THINK YOU ARE DICTATOR? I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!
AND DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL! YOU CANNOT EVEN WALK DOWNSTAIRS,
YOU LITTLE WHITE BITCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DON’T YOU EVER CALL ZIMBABWE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>OKAY, DONALD.
THAT’S ENOUGH FUN FOR TONIGHT. CAN I HAVE MY DESK BACK?
>>YES, OF COURSE, MR. PRESIDENT.
I’LL GO SIT AT MY DESK, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE IT.
>>YEAH, THIS IS FUN. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

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100 Comments

  • Reply Moon Byul June 11, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    5:35 if a white man would've said ,,black bi!ch'' youtube would be on fire

  • Reply Shiny minun The theatre geek June 12, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    "PRepAre tO gO tO wAR!" Click

  • Reply Akshay Ramachandran June 13, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Two years later, this is still the best episode in Trump presidency, rumours have it that this play had a part in Bannon's removal

  • Reply seoulkidd1 June 24, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Alex is the only one who wants 4 more years of Trump lol

  • Reply Keith Pynn June 25, 2019 at 9:37 am

    So glad Trump won.

  • Reply RUSHIL JOHAR June 25, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Hahahahhahahahahaahahsshhsshshhs

  • Reply Deven Creamer June 27, 2019 at 5:52 am

    What’s funny is the Australians now have cracked down harder on refugees than the U.S ever has

  • Reply Team Fortress 2 MEDIC! July 3, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    That mein kampf joke was awesome

  • Reply Joseph Sirico July 4, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    He can say little white bitch and that's okay?? Wtf? If it were reversed SNL would be cancelled so quick this is ridiculous!!

  • Reply Sophia Plaxs July 8, 2019 at 1:43 am

    LOL

  • Reply Many Spirits July 9, 2019 at 6:38 am

    Absolutly hilarious

  • Reply Ivan Karaschuk July 9, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Damn Zimbabwe! Lol.

  • Reply Chate' Mf'n Jackson July 10, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Radioactive 9

  • Reply Chate' Mf'n Jackson July 10, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Not kool

  • Reply Paul Mathew July 15, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    imagine when he said can i have my desk back and he removes his mask and its actual Donald trump imagine the audience reaction to it

  • Reply Sachin Patke July 17, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    O man look at the Russian pin lol

  • Reply LaDrago Damultus July 19, 2019 at 5:00 am

    Homie say what

  • Reply Lucifer Apollo July 21, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Way to give the (((game))) away on this one.

  • Reply Jenny McPot July 21, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    I saw Steve Bannon behind the counter at macdondald

  • Reply Neel Patel July 22, 2019 at 11:01 am

    for most people this is comedy but its scary to think that this might actually be true ,,

  • Reply Rajesh Reddy July 22, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    You little white bitch 😂

  • Reply British Joker July 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Make Alex Baldwin President. Make him make America Great Again

  • Reply Matt Alibozek July 23, 2019 at 12:14 am

    “How do you like working at the White House…? Are your parents proud…? I tell them I work at Applebee’s..”

  • Reply Matt Alibozek July 23, 2019 at 12:17 am

    “Australia sucks your reef is failing prepare to go to war…” lmao

  • Reply Joebok Crok TV July 23, 2019 at 2:00 am

    not funny didn't laugh

  • Reply sosouth15 July 23, 2019 at 6:32 am

    "Germany sucks. Your wall failed! Prepare to go to war" BAHAHAHA

  • Reply धनंजय गजानन परुळेकर July 28, 2019 at 5:14 am

    Racism is ok when its against opponents – American Left

  • Reply NuttyYT Official July 29, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    As a republican I find this really funny

  • Reply LinkedBeliefs July 30, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    insert retards below, just like the mentally disabled, immature little boy that made this.

  • Reply President Kudsi August 2, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    Why isn't the Mexican wearing a sunberaro

  • Reply John McGrath August 3, 2019 at 3:42 am

    I mean that justifies war with Zimbabwe no?

  • Reply Emma Gross August 3, 2019 at 4:04 am

    Ok, who is in the skeleton suit???

  • Reply Pipe Tunes August 5, 2019 at 1:52 am

    drumpf murdered 32 people this week
    DO NOT FORGET THIS

  • Reply andrew gonzalez August 5, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Thos an accurate Trump

  • Reply alex caballero August 12, 2019 at 6:58 am

    OMG I cant believe i forgot about this one i completly skipped it while looking at trump SNL

  • Reply gerardo mercado August 19, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    We need your version of Donald Trump for a Mexican version of Saturday night called “el privilegio de mandar” just for one day! Please

  • Reply Sohaib Khan [Paradigm] August 19, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Now I realize that why Donald Trump hates #SNL 😂

  • Reply The American Crusader August 20, 2019 at 12:32 am

    I just noticed the Russian flag pin on Fat Donnie. Nice.

  • Reply raveesh Srinivasan August 20, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Bullshit he even knew Zimbabwe!

  • Reply Daddy Senpai August 26, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I'm just over how unfunny this interpretation is…

  • Reply Charles Keefer August 28, 2019 at 9:59 am

    Jack Ruby vacations in Baghdad with cousin it operator like Adams Family values not paying attention to the Freemasons.

  • Reply Tas I August 28, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    My god it took me years to figure out the Hitler reference

  • Reply nay blk August 28, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    The Zimbabwe part kills me every time 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Kyn ! September 1, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Did anyone else notice that trump was wearing a russian pin?

  • Reply Gautam Balachandran September 3, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    I thought "Steve" was G.R.R.Martin's friend?

  • Reply Devin McEachern September 6, 2019 at 10:17 am

    BREAKING NEWS: Former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe and President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has died at the age of 95.

  • Reply Steve Vachaviolos September 7, 2019 at 4:53 am

    So u know the libs lost the election right 👍 great

  • Reply MrAbuskeleke September 7, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    RIP Robert Mugabe!

  • Reply Tucker Bowen September 15, 2019 at 5:21 am

    that's offensive to the Grim Reaper! he kills indiscriminately!

  • Reply Tkrv77 September 15, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Why exactly though the SNL uploader guys have hidden the upload date here?
    You think an older video drives away potential viewers?

  • Reply Eshah Hassan September 16, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Alec’s facial expressions are going to be the death of me and I wonder who the guy behind the mask was

  • Reply ItsMad Lad September 16, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    “I’m going to write a memoir called My Struggle. What’s that in German Angela?”

    Angela: Shocked Pikachu face

  • Reply #theofficial_ kami September 17, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Steve must have a nice annual package.
    Btw Zimbabwe still owns kenan

  • Reply King Kolbra September 22, 2019 at 10:57 am

    4:58 when you are on the phone smoking herb trying to hide it.

  • Reply ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ʟɪsᴛɪᴄ September 30, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    I love how all his phone calls end with, "Prepare to go to war." 😂😂😂

  • Reply Jimmy McJimFace September 30, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    This is why i voted for trump. Fuck politics, its all about the sweet snl sketches

  • Reply sddallas October 3, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Another Jew-Skit. Crap. Total Shat

  • Reply Cameron Rogers October 5, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Needs an update for call to Ukraine.

  • Reply mariokartexpert1 October 6, 2019 at 1:51 am

    one of my fave sketches to this day, especially now.

  • Reply jusdemented October 7, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    "I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull. You cannot even walk downstairs you little white bitch!" Fucking got me😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • Reply Nikita Hauser October 7, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    This was probably the time he was calling to warm him up for that Biden favor perhaps?

  • Reply Grant Davis October 8, 2019 at 12:39 am

    Imagine if Death was your chief presidential advisor, it would be a very a deadly cabinet!

  • Reply Joshua Little October 8, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Alex Moffat's performance is just golden.

  • Reply This_Rose_Has_Thorns October 9, 2019 at 5:43 am

    You can tell when it was released by prime minister Turnbull

  • Reply keith Sungiso October 10, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    The Zimbabwe President they referred to on this parody recently passed away

  • Reply Milan Pelikán October 10, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Perfect left's picture of Trump 😂

  • Reply Jacqueline Morrison October 11, 2019 at 12:01 am

    It's. Pipe and. Peanio string. Movie😁

  • Reply The silent majority 51 October 11, 2019 at 1:07 am

    This is stupid trump is not like that

  • Reply Chad Sessions October 11, 2019 at 4:19 am

    "Your reef is failing" lmao 😂

  • Reply Jackinabox October 12, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    “Guy who’s gonna pay for the wall says what”
    “….Que” 😏

    Lol

  • Reply SystemYTP October 13, 2019 at 4:48 am

    Looks better than the actual Steve Bannon

  • Reply BrendanJ Rice October 13, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Zimbabwe killed hundreds of thousands in its brutal regime lmao

  • Reply DarlingExotica TheUniverse October 13, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Wow. This SNL video is creepy.

  • Reply Atharva Chowdhary October 14, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Funniest Video Ever

  • Reply Ivy Njoki October 14, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Guy playing David should've played Jared Kushner.

  • Reply Joe Barry October 15, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    SNL the most Racist show around

  • Reply Karen Fridie October 16, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    SNL IS THE BEST TO CALM AMERICA'S CHAOS

  • Reply Michael October 17, 2019 at 2:57 am

    Wow very until American wow

  • Reply Jacqueline Morrison October 17, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    What you say

  • Reply Saffy • 30 years ago October 20, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I'm a Muslim and I stan this series 😂

  • Reply Caleb Hillock October 24, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Steve Bannon AKA Grim Reaper lol

  • Reply Caleb Hillock October 24, 2019 at 2:41 am

    1:56 homie say what?

  • Reply November Juli October 25, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    كارثة حلت على الشعب الصومالي بتوحيد بنغلادش

  • Reply 1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN October 26, 2019 at 2:12 am

    I can’t believe I never noticed Trump has a Russia pin on his suit

  • Reply Liam Wilson October 26, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    Germany sucks, your wall failed, prepare for war

    Lolololololololololololololololol

  • Reply Gerardo Amador October 27, 2019 at 7:04 am

    It's weird how they copied the intelligence of Trump perfectly, but made Peña Nieto look much smarter. Both should be about the same level of intelligence… which is under the oceans and maybe under the tectonic plates.

  • Reply Robert Meyers October 27, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Can’t believe someone can say white b*tch and get away with it on tv. I can’t imagine it being the other way. This is a great example of double standard in America.

  • Reply vhaishnav j October 29, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Woke as fuck!! Snl is a democratic cock sucker

  • Reply Rafael Hoyos November 1, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    perfect

  • Reply TheOptical November 2, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    If you see on you’re bottom right on Donald trumps side you see a Russian Flagg on his suit

  • Reply Yukeman MacKenzie November 2, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    4:43 “At this time I call upon the Kanye” …….

  • Reply Allen Corona November 3, 2019 at 5:47 am

    They made Peña Nieto smarter than he actually is in real life.

  • Reply Atwar Hussain November 5, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Donald should call the wimp Mr. Modi

  • Reply Rosalida Bassini November 6, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Sei grande,WAU.Estoy hermoso.

  • Reply Brianna Frank November 7, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Not a fan… We finally get a president who is accomplishing his plans, is not being controlled by the government, and is honest with the people unlike other presidents. Trump has no problem with immigrants coming in, but he does desire them to become legal and work. I have friends who are from Mexico and have become legal and good citizens. They pay taxes, work, and go to college to fulfill their dreams.

  • Reply STE7EN 77 November 8, 2019 at 11:48 am

    better get away while you have a chance
    (i was talking to death)

  • Reply STE7EN 77 November 8, 2019 at 11:49 am

    applause for good dogs

  • Reply STE7EN 77 November 8, 2019 at 11:56 am

    fuck 2017

  • Reply kudakwashe chaurika November 9, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    mugabe destroyed trump hahahaha

  • Reply Zitimaj Zerg November 10, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Worst impression ever

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