Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t been putting out videos quite as frequently as I would like to, but I have a good reason: I didn’t want to. Just kidding! I’ve been sick, in fact I’ve been sick for a while now… With Bieber Fever! No, but really I was sick (Random intro music) Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber? Leave it to beaver, That’s all I hear That’s all I see, That’s all I… smell He’s everywhere! I totally have Bieber fever Don’t make me Bieber blast you! *sniff, sniff* Alright who just Biebered? When you think Justin Bieber, it’s either Oh my God I love him! or somebody needs to tell this girl to shut up! This need to stop! Stop worshiping him like he’s some kind of god, ’cause he’s not and stop hating on him like he’s Chris Brown, he did nothing wrong, He’s not even close, he’s not even Chris tan, let alone Chris White maybe Chris Blue What was I talking about? Oh, stop worshiping him, stop hating him because beneath those boyish good looks, he’s an ugly kid, just like you, and me. Sure, he may promote his album, His world 2.0 Every single day, and maybe he does use a few made up words with his own name in it like Bieber blast, Bieber fever, or Belieber Only Pokémon say their name over and over Bieber Blast Ha! I mean seriously what the Higa, who does that? I do that My voice cracked Which brings me to my next point. I wonder what Justin Bieber’s voice is gonna sound like when he goes through puberty? (Raspy voice Ryan): Baby, baby, baby oh That’s right it’s gonna be even bett-ber! See what I did there? Speaking about that song, why was Ludacris in it? Was I the only one that found it a little weird? I mean he goes from: Roll Out! to… When I was 13, I had my first love. yo Ludacris man when you were 13 you bust your first cap! See I could pull off a cheesy line like that, But Justin still used him Whatever. Anyway this video is not meant to be hateful in any way In fact it’s the complete opposite, I actually want to say that I respect the fact that you actually came from YouTube, and made it as one of the biggest stars today! And I think Youtubers should always back up other Youtubers, So Justin, I have one last thing to say to you, Less than 3, less that 3 Bieber Blast Ha! Teehee!