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Mueller Report Cold Open – SNL

November 8, 2019


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  • Reply TheRoidemortetfleur May 31, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Mueller is history. Always looking for ways to waste public money for special interest groups.

  • Reply Makoto Shimabukuro May 31, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    It used to be funny…

  • Reply Stephen Funk May 31, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Dear SNL,

    I, like most Americans, have not read the Mueller Report. Let’s face it, many Americans are illiterate, and if they aren’t they still haven’t read a book in a few years. We need to get an adaption by J.K. Rowlings, but in the mean time maybe SNL could do something to inform the masses. SO, please – please – please get together since y’all are off season at the moment, and do a reenactment reading of the Mueller Report. It can be funny and serious at the same time, but most importantly it will get the information out there. If not, then somebody get the Avengers to assemble for a reading, pronto.

    Yours Truly,
    Ain’t No Way I’m Reading 400+ Pages, Trump Has Wasted Enough Of My Time

  • Reply Broken Toes June 3, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    garbage

  • Reply Don’tGetScaredTV June 7, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    Snl.
    You really need to have Nathan Lane play Willam Barr

  • Reply Michael Kelleher June 7, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Aweful. Not funny and very detached from,the truth. Thanks for,making 2020 easier for trump you idiots

  • Reply Cass E June 8, 2019 at 12:04 am

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Reply Tara Hicks June 8, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I didn't even crack a smile.

  • Reply Missile From The Grave June 9, 2019 at 8:09 am

    Trump is using a Huawei phone 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Meli Stormcrow June 10, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    No, it's time to spin the wheel of Mythicality!

  • Reply Paul Mainhart June 11, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    DeNiro's obsessive mindset on Trump is strange when it appears that he should stay out of the limelight with all is personal problems back at his own home. That also includes Baldwin and most of the drug addicted fools in Hollywood

  • Reply Greg thanks June 11, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Wow,all they did was change the name from Clinton to trump in that report, Trump carrys that trump card and the demacrates can't do more than keep spending the money paid by the working class people of this once great nation, NAFTA was a great thing wasn't it,just like the Kennedy and Hoffa fuied,little Bobby and Jimmy, Nixon and deepthroat,dumbass got that one one tape,now that pots legal there all coming out saying they been using it for all those years,only Bill didn't inhale

  • Reply Jack Trippingson June 12, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Shit Shit Shitty Shit Shit, Fuck this, This Shit. This is Shit Shit Shitty Shit Shit

  • Reply A G June 16, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    I guess SNL is now a show of washed up actors who have lasted their talent, they need to update that laugh track too, none if this was funny

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  • Reply Keith Smith June 18, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Alec Baldwin is simply terrible as Trump no matter how much attention and praise he’s gotten. He scrunches his face up like he’s sucking on a lemon and that’s it. SNL had the best impressionist in the business in Darrell Hammond but they went with Baldwin, I suppose because he’s better known and better for ratings.
     
    Is Robert DeNiro still a professional actor? His eyes never left the teleprompter and his delivery was dead as a doornail. He sounded like he was seeing his lines for the first time.

  • Reply Lodrö Pharchin Siering June 20, 2019 at 6:56 am

    The only thing they got right about this was tens more years for Trump. Trump 2024.

  • Reply Jesse 1437 June 22, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Morons. Celebrities are so ignorant. And, likewise, so are those that believe their fairytales.
    Keep it up – Trump will win again in 2020. Just compare the turnouts for dems holding rallies and speeches compared to PRESIDENT Trump. 4 more years, you hypocritical morons.

  • Reply Gage Osborne June 24, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Was laughing until Kate Mckinnon showed up. Painfully unfunny woman. Singlehandedly ruining SNL if you ask me. Shame to see her in the same skit as the great De Niro.

  • Reply Hooptie Hamburger June 25, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    This is awful comedy. What the Hell happened to this show?

  • Reply rob cochran June 26, 2019 at 5:39 am

    The US military use this to torture ISIS prisoners

  • Reply gjmaztr7 June 26, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Actually President Trump and senior Reporter Stephanoplis riding in the president limo, chatting with George throwing dagger questions on Russian collusion, and restating the presidents controversial statements,,,with Trump deny deny deny,…is like watching Abbott & Costello bicker..we're fat Lou…says you said this and that,,,and Abbott says I never said `this & that`…..also Funny.

  • Reply James Cooper June 26, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    2:06 you can hear Alec start his line early

  • Reply Richard Koon June 26, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    I remember when SNL used to be entertaining.
    Now I ONLY watch it on YouTube because it's free and I don't have to stay up late.
    Robert De Niro, used to be one of my favorite actors, but I can't bring myself to support his work at all anymore.

  • Reply BearXBunny June 28, 2019 at 2:15 am

    He does look A LOT like Mueller!!!

  • Reply ARSENAL July 17, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Rudy no wings this time

  • Reply brokentaxman July 18, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    LOL Deniro got got an Emmy nomination for this?… Was he even trying?

  • Reply Eighty Seven July 19, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Remember when SNL used to have a talented cast who could impersonate ppl to a "T". MadTv was probably the best at it, in living color was exceptional too, well Them days are gone 😂 wtf was this?! Its like they gave up after the 90s was over. The material sucks its all improv for the most part and its shitty improv. There's no punchlines the timing sucks and what you see here is more political propaganda for millienial hipsters than comedy. what was that fat bitch in the glasses achieving besides cringe levels of maybe 100. YouTube don't recommend retarded shit like this again.

  • Reply Guitar Overkill July 20, 2019 at 4:14 am

    SNL is missing an important point- All this Trump hatred only appeals to half of America. The other half love him and their 401(k)s. Not too bright Lorne.

  • Reply Christine Currie July 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Trump is comprising by Putin, Saudi and China. Trump is evil period!

  • Reply BerserkerBear July 21, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Wow that was terrible! De Niro, a sell out, shows yer rap in France doing Ronan? How disdainful & disgusting is this. Purely shameful. Let's not forget, adults wearing make up playing make believe should not be looked up to.
    God bless the POTUS Donald Trump
    ❤🇺🇸❤🙏
    P.S. FUCK YOU De Nero, gotta be hiding something acting like this, dressing up as Robert Mueller?!?! You've came a LONG WAY from Jake LaMotta, long way down that is. https://thewashingtonpundit.com/2019/02/06/robert-de-niro-linked-to-child-sex-trafficking-ring-according-to-court-records/

  • Reply MeSoCorny July 23, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Posting this the night before mueller finally testifies so I had to see this skit again

  • Reply Michael Keehan July 24, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I could confuse Robert De Niro's Mueller for the real thing.

  • Reply pgrutube July 24, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    De Niro's impersonation of Mueller may need a make-over. Instead of a cutting edge, gonna get you, focused Prosecutor……….maybe it should be more like Elmer Fudd.

  • Reply STE7EN 77 July 25, 2019 at 12:50 am

    the jokes are funny but the suffering isnt

  • Reply STE7EN 77 July 25, 2019 at 12:52 am

    the devil was insufficiently hideous

  • Reply Michael Von Wald July 25, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Muellers testimony was basically an SNL skit itself.

  • Reply Darth nataS July 25, 2019 at 8:03 am

    Who's laughing now, fools?

  • Reply Brigham Krogstad July 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Wow this aged quick

  • Reply lightdarklovehate July 25, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    hope you're feeling a little silly now, fucking leftist brainwashed loser racists

  • Reply lightdarklovehate July 25, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    notice how no one laughs anymore? your politics have killed your comedy. the right is the new counter-culture now, and btw always have been

  • Reply lightdarklovehate July 25, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    wow this is embarrassing

  • Reply Lechery Jinx July 26, 2019 at 12:05 am

    This aged poorly

  • Reply Twirly Bird July 26, 2019 at 3:26 am

    Well well well. Looks like Mueller time helped the Republican. Its Mueller time. LMFAO.😂😂

  • Reply Vanity Bear July 26, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Ha ha! What the fuck you guys gonna write about now? You're lucky you got a couple good writers left on this show, but man is it going to be a rough next season…

  • Reply Vanity Bear July 26, 2019 at 5:20 am

    These skits were never funny because politically correct comedy isn't a thing.

  • Reply kewrock July 26, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Now that we've finally heard Mueller speaking completely off script. I wonder if DiNero is going to come back and play him as the foggy, stuttering old man that he turned out to be.

  • Reply user not found July 26, 2019 at 9:09 am

    De Niro portrayed Mueller poorly, it seems now.

  • Reply Maya Kozyrava July 26, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Now what do you have to say, De Niro?????

  • Reply Katay smith July 26, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    DeNiro looks more like Nadler

  • Reply Mattatuckman July 26, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    What a joke this turned out to be… mueller was elder abuse!

  • Reply bug 9523 July 26, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    This didn't sound like Mueller. He didn't stutter and had a clear understanding of the case. Not real life.

  • Reply Dan July 27, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    This is what Democrats find funny eh?

  • Reply James Sudbury July 28, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Fuck snl

  • Reply Douglas Buck July 28, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Why now SNL skit about this past week?

  • Reply Luis Avila July 29, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    hahaha what now snl? ha

  • Reply JohnnyBGood11 July 30, 2019 at 4:44 am

    This is funny now because the democruds wasted 25 million on trying to nail TRUMP

  • Reply Barry Britt July 30, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    I’ll watch SNL aGain when they announce this old WOP is givin* Trump fellatio on set!

  • Reply Mermaid We July 30, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    I saw the live Mueller testimony. Multiple obstruction of justice crimes were found. Impeach TraitorTrump.

  • Reply Patricia Krueger July 30, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    pulls her Dark alburn hair back, ,,,wow i've been here almost 6 yrs in the desert drink alot of water .I like to cook and the outdoors, don't care much about germana food, just the beer …lol true… But should of joined the navy like mom wanted,that was the biggest mistake in my life, to busy with other chit…… how are you doing love?…mmm

  • Reply John Appleseed July 31, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    I’m a trump supported but this is one of the funniest skits snl has put out

  • Reply Bubbles DeVille August 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Baldwin is just awful. Why the fudge did they choose him over Darrell Hammond???? Whoever made that decision must’ve been sniffing glue ffs 🤬

  • Reply bakerbrian41 August 3, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    I’m looking for the skit of Mueller looking like a clueless patsy in the hearing………

  • Reply ronsamx August 3, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Snl no longer watched because of these C listed actors which its no longer funny

  • Reply First Last August 5, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Yea,, umm… where is the Mueller skit of Mueller from the July 2019 congressional testimony…. Yea, I didn't think so…

  • Reply peter morningsnow August 24, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Flintstone jawbones.

  • Reply MadOcelotGod 81 August 26, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Russiagate is bullshit, and snl, Steven Colbert and Samantha Bee all fell for it and none of them have been funny since Trump won. Chapo Trap House and Jimmy Dore for the win!!

  • Reply C D August 27, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Alec Baldwin looks way older then Trump. Its weird. No matter how much De Niro has TDS I still love him!

  • Reply Tina Aoro September 15, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    4:42
    #SaurdayNightLive
    #SaurdayNightLive

  • Reply Kyle Barrier September 19, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Deniro is an idiot.

  • Reply Daniel Robledo September 21, 2019 at 3:25 am

    This skit is perfect example of SNL salt. It’s clear they wanted Clinton to win. Haha at dumbazz SNLfor getting it wrong along with Hollywood & Media.

  • Reply nymphetaminedisposed September 30, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Rudy looks pretty much like Nosferatu 😆😆

  • Reply Cody Columbia September 30, 2019 at 7:09 am

    The only part of this skit that is even remotely funny is the faces SNL Trump makes. Other than that it’s complete garbage. I used to look up to Deniro and thought of him as a cool tough mafia figure. Now all’s I see is an entitled Hollywood snowflake who thinks he’s qualified to tell people who they should vote for and what political ideology they should hold just because he’s famous.

  • Reply Diehard19791 September 30, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    he forgot to sound like a mumbling clueless puppet…Mueller, that is…

  • Reply RayGunz October 1, 2019 at 4:46 am

    Where is the skit about Russian delusion? There was no evidence Robert delusional!!!!!

  • Reply m j October 3, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    American are not funny people

  • Reply DEEP STATE October 6, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Who's here after the Mueller Report, and after Biden got busted in Ukraine? Oh the sweet sweet irony.

  • Reply DEEP STATE October 6, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Who's here after the Mueller Report, and after Biden got busted in Ukraine? Oh the sweet sweet irony.

  • Reply RiGuy October 9, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Even as a Trump supporter I think that “Franklyn Delanor Roosevelt but with Legs” is the funniest thing of all time

  • Reply Ardeshir Keshavarzi Arshadi October 13, 2019 at 9:28 am

    The photo behind Trump on the right, looks awfully like Clement Attlee.

  • Reply Generation Sensitive October 14, 2019 at 2:31 am

    His jawline is unusual

  • Reply ClintDempsey76 November 6, 2019 at 4:36 am

    No collusion

  • Reply Bengal Tiger November 8, 2019 at 9:44 am

    De Niro is shit at reading.

  • Reply Bengal Tiger November 8, 2019 at 9:45 am

    This is not funny load of shite!!

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