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Cue Card Cold Read w/Julianne Moore

November 17, 2019

we’ve known each other — I’ve known you for years. You’ve been a famous actress
for many years, but you used to have
an entirely different career. You used to be a lawyer.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that’s right,
back in the ’90s, yeah. -Yeah, and a lot of people
don’t know this, but I was a lawyer, as well.
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -And we actually worked
at the same law firm before breaking
into entertainment. -Well, yeah, it’s kind of — It’s where we made our acting
debuts, you know, in a way. Do you remember — remember
those commercials we’d shoot? -I don’t.
-No? -No.
-Think about it. -Of course I remember them.
Are you kidding me? [ Laughter ] It was the first time being
on camera for both of us. So to keep
our line readings fresh, we wouldn’t see the lines
until while we were shooting. We just read them
off the cue cards. -Right.
[ Laughter ] -And you could really tell
that we didn’t rehearse. -Mm.
[ Laughter ] -Well, guess what. I actually found
one of our old commercials. -[ Gasps ]
No. -So, here for
the first time in decades, one of our ads for the law
offices of Moore & Fallon. Take a look.
[ Cheers and applause ] -The law offices of
Moore & Fallon will fight for you to get you
the help you deserve. ♪♪ -At Moore & Fallon…
[ Laughter ] …we’ll take on your case
and make sure you win. Fighting a speeding ticket?
No problem. Just don’t pay it. [ Laughter ] That’s what I did. [ Laughter ] And all that happened
was that I went to jail. [ Laughter ]
[ Gavel bangs ] -Hey, you want to sue
the Cheesecake Factory? We’ll sue the Cheesecake Factory
for $20 million. [ Laughter ] ‘Cause last time I checked,
that place isn’t a factory. It’s a restaurant.
[ Laughter ] Get it together, idiots. [ Laughter and applause ] -Have you or a loved one
suffered after being bitten by Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine? [ Laughter ] How did that even happen?
Why would he bite you? I need — [ Laughter and applause ] -If you need legal help,
log on to our website now at newcases/ dot gov dot law 4799999999999
dot law. [ Laughter ] -Have you ever been injured?
-Do you need help? -What’s the deal with air–
airline food? [ Laughter ] -Why do we park in the driveway
but drive in the parkway? -We have so many questions, but
we don’t know how Google works. -It’s conf–
It’s confusing! [ Laughter ] -My parents thought
I was gonna be a twin. [ Laughter ] And it turns out I was just
a super chubby baby. [ Gavel bangs ]
[ Laughter ] -Me big lawyer.
Me make big-time money. Me throw money in trash.
[ Laughter ] Trash can rich now.
I make trash can money. [ Laughter ] -Remember that lady who spilled
McDonald’s coffee on herself and then got a bunch of money
for it? We were the lawyers
for McDonald’s. Not really.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Wha–
[ Laughter ] -I’m a little bit country. -And I’m a little bit
rock ‘n’ roll. -Which is why
we wrote this jingle. [ Laughter ] -Oh, no.
[ Laughing ] -♪ Moore and Fallon ♪
♪ Moore and Fallon ♪ ♪ We charge
a hundred bucks an hour ♪ ♪ But we only accept Bitcoin ♪ -When was this?
[ Cheers and applause ] -The law offices
of Moore & Fallon. Call now.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Wow. We —
-Yeah. I —
-We instantly went bankrupt. -I can’t believe it. -Also that we knew
what Bitcoin was in the ’90s. -I know.
-And Google. -And Google.
-My thanks to Julianne Moore.

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    Almost first 3rd time tonight

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    I love jimmy

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    First time early๐Ÿ’™

  • Reply Respected Knight August 6, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Jimmy Fallon=seemingly sweet guy
    Jimmy Fallon=seemingly shit interviewer

  • Reply Idiot Sandwich August 6, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Chef: (served a salad)..


    Just a random joke passing by..

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    I am watching this right now lol

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  • Reply Sharon Shin August 6, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Love how Jimmy kept on laughing during this skit.

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  • Reply Eric Duffert August 6, 2019 at 4:06 am

    Seeing Jimmy genuinely crack up like that is the best!

  • Reply Sharon Shin August 6, 2019 at 4:09 am

    This was hilarious.

  • Reply Daniel B August 6, 2019 at 4:12 am

    Get your shit together tonight show!

  • Reply Kim SeokJinnie August 6, 2019 at 4:13 am

    It's awesome!

  • Reply Timothy yeoh August 6, 2019 at 4:14 am

    Reminds me of Stefan's part from SNL. Maybe they should get Bill Hader for this new segment.

  • Reply Shabzz Regis August 6, 2019 at 4:15 am

    If Adam Levine bit me .. Why tf would I want a court case ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Reply Sineade Downey August 6, 2019 at 4:17 am

    Fallon: Fighting a speeding ticket. JUST DONT PAY IT

    Moore: You wanna Sue the Cheesecake Factory then give us 20 million dollars
    Cause last time I checked it wasnโ€™t a factory it was a restaurant

  • Reply New Message August 6, 2019 at 4:17 am

    They really were lawyers back then. The fought for me, and got me $1,000 compensation for my 3rd degree burns from trying to curl my eyebrows. Can you believe there wasn't a warning label about eyebrow curling safety on that BBQ briquette lighting element? There sure as heck is now!

  • Reply MATHHEW TOMPKINS August 6, 2019 at 4:18 am

    I had hair like Jimmy's in the 90s lol

  • Reply Ice21 August 6, 2019 at 4:24 am

    Jimmy getting cut off was the best!

  • Reply Bianca Solo August 6, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Haha feels like when your in a musical with juila Moore

    James: yesssss

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    Holy S**T, I needed this! THANK YOU!๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’Ÿ

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    Letโ€™s travel together!

  • Reply C G August 6, 2019 at 4:36 am

    I just got back here in Fallon (after a long time) because Conan isn't uploading anything yet. In spite all the laughing, this was hilarious! Okay, gonna check on the old man, now!

  • Reply charley15z August 6, 2019 at 4:37 am

    She looks amazing for almost being 60.

  • Reply jme August 6, 2019 at 4:37 am

    I donโ€™t mean to be crass, but this is my sh*t

  • Reply Sirenz80 August 6, 2019 at 4:44 am

    She's still fine

  • Reply mountain boy August 6, 2019 at 4:44 am

    You know…Julianne is right. The first time someone took me to Cheesecake Factory, I was expecting a cheesecake factory. Can i sue?

  • Reply a sh August 6, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Sheโ€™s gorgeous!

  • Reply TheBigMProductions August 6, 2019 at 4:50 am

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  • Reply The Ghost Crow Gamer August 6, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Dear jimmy make sure to say my name when you do your next show to bring Ghost B.C

  • Reply Leroy Furious August 6, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Charlie Kelly? 3:00

  • Reply Michael Kristof August 6, 2019 at 5:19 am

    What a scale of dismissed Moore was awesome

  • Reply Nikola Bijeliti August 6, 2019 at 5:27 am

    Why are only White countries expected to be multiracial and multicultural?
    Why are only White people expected to become minorities in the countries that their ancestors founded?
    Why is "diversity" only being promoted in White countries?
    The promoters of diversity and multiculturalism claim that they are anti-racist, but what they actually are is anti-White.
    Diversity is a codeword for White genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  • Reply Santannie Smith August 6, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Just finished watching Chloe and here is Julianne Moore

  • Reply drambo84 August 6, 2019 at 5:39 am

    I want more of these!!!! My favorite part of the show are these skits!!

  • Reply sugams2s August 6, 2019 at 5:42 am

    I think Jimmy was genuinely laughing

  • Reply Andrew Khan August 6, 2019 at 5:42 am

    Adam Levine why would he bite you ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply o. c. August 6, 2019 at 6:04 am

    I'd hire her as my lawyer.

  • Reply ctchrisf August 6, 2019 at 6:07 am

    how much fun did the writers have doing this?
    I wish I was in the room

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  • Reply Kevin Dolan August 6, 2019 at 6:32 am

    I see Julianne, and I smile. Funny skit. I lol'd.

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    OMG, marry me

  • Reply Mario Evandito August 6, 2019 at 6:51 am

    looks like elizabeth olsen for some seconds

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    Jesus Christ real name is Joshua ? Joshua is really a virgo ? He has scsrs hand rib cage ? Hes been tslking to people frin east firbawhike and hes hidden plain sight … Nike means vicotory? When did these baseball players get here?
    Wow he does heal blind deaf dumb… ir beats the shit out them for corrupting others… where is he ? Duck duck goose oh….. * * *

  • Reply Josh Haynie August 6, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Special forces covert operations

  • Reply Josh Haynie August 6, 2019 at 7:11 am

    That spys on our side cant fuckin believe thia look this theres proof

  • Reply Josh Haynie August 6, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Wow they them they so much trouble … ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply Mr. Space August 6, 2019 at 7:43 am

    What a great bit!

  • Reply Jimmy Gillard August 6, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Julianne is gorgeous. She doesn't age.

  • Reply agetori77 August 6, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Good job on this one. Beats a dumb game anytime.

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    I, um. I had zero expectations for what this was going in.

    And like with most other things Iโ€™ve done that with, I found myself thoroughly entertained and pleasantly satisfied.

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    This is the woman in the kingsman 2

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    I make trashcan money!!!

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    I thought it was Karen Walker in the thumbnail ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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    I need— [camera cuts off] ๐Ÿ˜€

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    Hello random finger scrollin through the comments,

    have a fantastic rest of your day!

    Comin from a small content creator ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply Depression Cherry August 6, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    wow Julianne Moore still looks STUNNING she doesn't age

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    1:09 azazaz you like tony stark)) 1:33 moore)) 2:40))weres see cant to recall

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    I think this might be the all-time funniest Jimmy Fallon skit!

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    It's a good profession =)

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    Oh, my goodness!!! So funny!!!!!

  • Reply Aditya Agarwal August 6, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Really ?? All this violence going around in the country and you look to focus on your TRP?
    It feels as if youโ€™re paid to not talk about the mass shootings.

  • Reply Ingrid Sanchez August 6, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    This skit was made all the better by literally just having them read off the cue cards without telling them what was on them. ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply dino jaram August 6, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Id like 2 hit that red

  • Reply Buenomars August 6, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Better call Moore…. and Fallon!

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    Heavy facelifting …bahhh!

  • Reply Praba Garan August 6, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    She's 58 good god

  • Reply Bill G August 6, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    I wondered why this guy kept showing up in my feed… I'm subscribed! Geeze… taking care of that now….

  • Reply Fiji Water August 6, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    I recognize that actress

    looks closey


  • Reply Tzachi Gvaram August 6, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Is that like the new version of "Mad Lib Theater"?

  • Reply Jordan Co August 6, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    jimmy with that wig i cannot ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Jordan Co August 6, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    they literally cut him off cuz he couldnโ€™t stop laughing LMFAOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  • Reply itsmepuja August 6, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Hahaha. Jimmy cant recall their first tv commercial they shot when Julianne asks but then after 5 secs, he has a clip of them which they show to their audience. Lol.

  • Reply Paola Perri August 6, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    I love when Jimmy breaks character! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Jimmy seu programa รฉ sensacional queria ver uma entrevista sua no programa #Thenoitecomdanilogentille ou danilo no seu programa. Mto show dou muita risadas. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply K9 Shepherd August 7, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Shoot, they only exept Bitcoins

  • Reply Erin Tesoriero August 7, 2019 at 2:10 am

    I have no idea what the point of this was and I absolutely love it.

  • Reply Leah Cole August 7, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Jimmy, your laugh is the best! Loved this skit. Julianne is so cute in this.

  • Reply danny johnson August 7, 2019 at 10:05 am

    I think Jimmy Fallon is a lying motherfucker

  • Reply Davie Dukes August 7, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Comedy gold.

  • Reply ydn August 7, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Omg. I legit thought that they were lawyers working for the same lawfirm back in the days.. ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Reply rejovas August 8, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Julie is a vampire she doesn't age ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Brett E August 9, 2019 at 1:56 am

    more of this please

  • Reply Marcelo Liberman De Loreto August 10, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Jimmy reminded me of Jimmy on snl breaking character and all. Also it was really fun.

  • Reply hypocritnotme August 11, 2019 at 8:36 am

    My heart is literally beating so f-ing fast because of how hard I was laughing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ That was hilarious ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Shams August 13, 2019 at 1:10 am

    They had internet back in the early 90s?

  • Reply Ali G August 20, 2019 at 9:16 am

    I still Julianne Moore's ginger pubes.

  • Reply devanshi jogi August 23, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    "We were the lawyers for McDonald's." That's peak comedy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply thachiefrocka August 30, 2019 at 4:04 am

    Me throw money in trash… trash can rich now.

  • Reply Big Eric W. August 31, 2019 at 8:24 am

    I'll bet Moore could do a mean Christopher Walken impression.

  • Reply Tankgirl October 6, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    These guys are the real deal! I was driving down parkway Avenue and when I went to park in my driveway, a rather large obese squirrel took a dump on my brand new windshield. I sued that squirrel for damages and now have my own indentured squirrel servants. Thank you so much Moore and Fallon!

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