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An Honest Performance Of Baby Its Cold Outside

November 6, 2019


[music] ♪ I really can’t stay ♪ ♪ Baby, it’s cold outside ♪ ♪ I’ve got to go way ♪ ♪ Baby, it’s cold outside ♪ ♪ This evening has been ♪ ♪ I’ve been hopin’ that
you’d drop in ♪ ♪ So very nice ♪ ♪ I’ll hold your hands,
they’re just like ice ♪ ♪ My mother will start
to worry ♪ ♪ Hey beautiful,
what’s your hurry ♪ ♪ My father will be
pacing the floor ♪ ♪ Listen to the
fireplace roar ♪ ♪ So really, I’d
better scurry ♪ ♪ Beautiful, please
don’t hurry ♪ ♪ Well, maybe just a
half a drink more ♪ ♪ Put some records on
while I pour ♪ ♪ The neighbors
might think ♪ ♪ Baby, it’s bad
out there ♪ ♪ Say, what’s in
this drink ♪ ♪ No cabs to be had
out there ♪ ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ ♪ Your eyes are like
starlight now ♪ ♪ To break this spell ♪ ♪ I’ll take your hat,
your hair looks swell ♪ ♪ I oughtta say no,
no, no sir ♪ ♪ You mind if I
move in closer ♪ ♪ At least I’m gonna say
that I tried ♪ ♪ And what’s the sense in
hurting my pride ♪ ♪ I really can’t stay ♪ ♪ Baby, don’t hold out ♪ / Scott Aukerman>♪ Baby it’s
cold outside ♪ [music] ♪ I simply must go ♪ ♪ Baby, it’s cold outside ♪ ♪ The answer is no ♪ ♪ Baby, it’s cold outside ♪ ♪ The welcome has been ♪ ♪ How lucky that you
dropped in ♪ ♪ So nice and warm ♪ ♪ Look out the window at
that storm ♪ ♪ My sister will
be suspicious ♪ ♪ Gosh, your lips look delicious ♪ ♪ My brother will be there at the door ♪ ♪ He’s on the
tropical shore ♪ ♪ My maiden aunts mind is vicious ♪ ♪ Gosh your lips are
delicious ♪ ♪ Well maybe just a
cigarette more ♪ ♪ Never such a
blizzard before ♪ ♪ I’ve got to get home ♪ ♪ Baby, you’ll freeze
out there ♪ ♪ Say, lend me a coat ♪ ♪ It’s up to your
knees out there ♪ ♪ You’ve really
been grand ♪ ♪ I thrill when you
touch my hand ♪ ♪ But don’t you see ♪ ♪ How can you do this
thing to me ♪ ♪ There’s bound to be
talk tomorrow ♪ ♪ Well, think of my
lifelong sorrow ♪ ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪ ♪ If you caught pneumonia and died ♪ ♪ I really can’t stay ♪ ♪ Get over that
hold out ♪ ♪ Baby its
cold outside ♪ [music fades out] This is Casey Wilson
reminding you that this is a completely
inappropriate song. Happy holidays. [Silent Night rendition plays] [Funny or Die ending jingle]

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100 Comments

  • Reply Vegetarian Soylent-Green December 15, 2018 at 2:31 am

    Didn't Key and Peele already do this though?

  • Reply Brian B December 15, 2018 at 2:42 am

    Real talk. I absolutely pictured every scene that transpired in this whacky video….before it even happened! (What a twist)

  • Reply Og_Deadbolt December 15, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is a great song, this video is disgusting

  • Reply jarred le gregsnaldjbf December 15, 2018 at 6:52 am

    Who are all of these idiots trying to turn a silly song parody into some political fucking social justice attack? ITS THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS! MAN YOUR KEYBOARDS!

  • Reply cnj67 December 15, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Yes, in a rape situation, with her face pressed against the window, she would totally be saying "The welcome has been so nice and warm". And "Maybe just a cigarette more".
    If he was less directly rapey and more pressure-ish, she could try to be polite while also trying to get out, but this is just ridiculous.
    And a scene where her maiden aunt and other people are really the only reason for not staying is more suitable for what the lyrics really say.

  • Reply Army Mobility Officer December 15, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Not funny.

  • Reply Humanity Killed The Cat December 15, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Oh Christ 🤦🏻‍♀️ shut up and stop complaining about everything. ITS. A. SONG

  • Reply Phil De La Cruz December 15, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    I like this version of the song. The original is better.

  • Reply Kisara December 15, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    I think it depends on the version, some are flirty but a lot of them are creepy in my opinion

  • Reply Kirsten Foote December 15, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Way to go it's now 2018 and they're actually Banning this song from radio stations. It's a gross interpretation of the song considering the time in which it was released originally. I hear this song and I see in memory my grandparents dancing in the living room in front of the fireplace at Christmas. Just because there are a lot more nasty ass perverts out there today then there were in the 40s doesn't change the spirit in which the song was written.

  • Reply Steven Wilson December 15, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Funny how people forget the second half of this song…

  • Reply Rusty Shackleford December 15, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Are you fucking kidding me? Thats not what the song is about. Whinny ass SJWs. Always gotta find evil where there is none.

  • Reply Justin Banner December 15, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    This video really got me off

  • Reply P Mason December 15, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    well good thing it took people 72 years to discover this was about r*pe while ignore all the rap music that literally talks about r*pe.

  • Reply Lori Girl December 15, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    Don't project your psychological issues onto avery get song.
    This Sucks!

  • Reply axnyslie December 16, 2018 at 12:09 am

    Eh, it's just locker room talk. He sure moved on her like a bitch.

  • Reply j mcmann December 16, 2018 at 12:17 am

    a childless white person nightmare song

  • Reply blachloch1 December 16, 2018 at 4:00 am

    As usual the new generation exaggerating and giving something from the past a different meaning…

  • Reply Reverse Thrust December 16, 2018 at 7:40 am

    People with this imagination should go work for a porno producer

  • Reply Jae-Lex Linsey December 16, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    There is nothing funny in this misinterpretation of a classic. I'm sure the original version was not intended to even insinuate such a scenario.

  • Reply C.K. Brooke December 16, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    Scott is daddy

  • Reply Formiam Gotten December 16, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    This would be funny if it wasn't being used to actually portray this song this way. Especially since the 2nd half just goes off the rails and makes no sense in whats going on….

  • Reply Lucky Jenn December 16, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    Elf movie already did this scene.

  • Reply Lucky Jenn December 16, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    You think that is the only inappropriate song?!…ALL SONGS ARE SPELLS.

  • Reply Reina Jenkins December 16, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Wow you took a song of innocence and protrayed it as sick. What's next Santa Claus is coming to Town – to scare young babies because a stranger can enter your chimney to hurt you.
    So you better be good or else!

  • Reply Elizabeth Chavez December 16, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Ok but how is this an inappropriate song and rap songs that talk about touching woman without thier permission and doing bad things to them isn’t a bad song? This is just a song that the guy (or girl) doesn’t want to other to leave them. Sorry but dislike from me.

  • Reply Stephen Caron December 17, 2018 at 1:22 am

    I couldn't tell if this song was mocking the lyrics to the song, or how modern-day feminists have misinterpreted it.

  • Reply Ace MJ Waldor December 17, 2018 at 2:16 am

    casey you are so full of something that smells really bad, your stupidity offends me

  • Reply Jibarito Bailarín December 17, 2018 at 5:29 am

    This is not a correct representation of this song! If you watch the original video! The girl pretty much takes him by force! They are just two love couples playing hard to get!

  • Reply stephanie stewart December 17, 2018 at 6:29 am

    To all who think this song is inappropriate your a bunch of snowflakes soft get over it it’s a Christmas classic and I’ll listen to it if I want to

  • Reply Robert Kilbride December 17, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Just another joke that 2018 SJWs cannot possibly understand. Comedy is dead. Millennials have no spine with zero ability to deny someone else’s feels over their brain, reality, awkwardness or even US law. Participation trophys, girls in the Boy scouts, begging for social media expectance and seriously weak adult figures in these kids lives have prepared them to be sheeple, with no voice and no inner strength. The next country to invade the USA will be met with “I understand your feelings” and “you are human so you deserve everything America has built and paid for in 100 years even though you want to steal it.”
    It’s called Socialism milli’s. It’s never created anything but poverty and corrupt governments. Google the Soviet Union and Venezuela if you can’t read a history book. Be careful though, knowledge is power and you’ve never had any.

  • Reply Celieboo December 17, 2018 at 10:59 am

    It is an awkward song.

  • Reply Ann Mul December 17, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    So this song offends some people…so what! Be offended you won’t die. Be thankful you have the right in the US to speak your mind just as everyone else does. I blame your parents for not teaching you common sense.

  • Reply MARY VERDE December 17, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    LOVE IT, ALWAYS HAVE.

  • Reply jose ranjel December 17, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    Funny or die were ahead of the curb

  • Reply Necroglobule December 18, 2018 at 5:55 am

    Here's the woke version.

    I really can't stay
    –But baby, it's cold outside
    I've got to go away
    –Okay, I'll call you an Uber. Can I see you again next Friday?

  • Reply MrMarkyMark December 19, 2018 at 1:12 am

    Remember people, this was only made after the big stink was brought up… so theyre playing into it of course.

  • Reply Devin December 19, 2018 at 1:44 am

    THANK YOU!!! I have been looking for years for a good parody of this song and you guys absolutely nailed it! Great job! Terrible song.

  • Reply Robert Parkhurst December 19, 2018 at 6:11 am

    Nearly every rap song is perfectly fine with idiots today but take a romantic, love song from the 40's and that's just offensive.

  • Reply T T. December 19, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Imagine if people conserved all the energy they use on debating about ”Baby It’s Cold Outside” for something way more meaningful… Alas.

  • Reply Denise Du Vernay December 19, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    At the time, the song was not inappropriate. It is now.

  • Reply David Savage December 19, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Apparently appropriate as implied or portrayed.
    The original version with Red Skelton in it wasn't nearly as bad this video

  • Reply MacPro8CoreMan December 19, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Fucking snowflakes ruin everything. Such asshats!

  • Reply das 1988 December 20, 2018 at 1:00 am

    This is completely stupid. Especially since you assholes completely forget that the second part of the sand is a girl trying to keep the guy in….IDIOTS…

  • Reply chris Stan December 20, 2018 at 3:19 am

    No it's not, buuuut when you put two sick minds together and remake this video in the creepiest way imaginable then it becomes a completely inappropriate video….. Just sayin!

  • Reply J B December 20, 2018 at 4:04 am

    GEEEZ, What's next Christmas Bells glorifies war? So STUPID to take a cute flirty song from the 1940's that is obviously TWO WILLING participants, having fun! NOT "creepy" NOT inappropriate, but if you are offended, don't listen to it. What was creepy about all this is what YOU DID to a great song and the funny, affectionate theme of it… THAT is quite disturbing to me. Therefore I will simply not listen to anything from your channel.(See how easy that is?) Sure wish I could hear Baby It's Cold Outside on the radio though. It's 2018 is it time to delete this dumb video and maybe do something POSITIVE about women instead of bashing a classic?

  • Reply Goukeban December 20, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    When is this channel going to finally die?

  • Reply Grey Locks December 20, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Disgusting and a travesty of the original film's song.

  • Reply JBear Antonicic December 21, 2018 at 1:57 am

    I recognize that the song is actually pretty innocent based on the historical context, however by today’s society and social climate it comes off very rapey

  • Reply Eloise Ockert December 21, 2018 at 3:51 am

    Casey Wilson is a very sick individual.

  • Reply Jim McGahhey December 21, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Oh my word no, no, this is not the original intent

  • Reply Eloise Ockert December 21, 2018 at 3:58 am

    Maybe it eould have been better if he saud',Oh the hell with her. Let her leave and get pneumonia. Why was she eearing a sleeveless blousr and a short mink jacket. That hat woukd do nothing for her..

  • Reply arezoo ojee December 21, 2018 at 6:29 am

    Omg hello trigger! Wth!!!! No ! RED!

  • Reply Aiden Rawlins December 21, 2018 at 11:05 am

    This is the version the feminazis heard

  • Reply WC Sessa December 21, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    This is a dumb and "EVIL" thing to do to this song. "Evil thoughts = Bastardized version of a great little song. Sad, very sad.

  • Reply phil george December 21, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Look up Frank Loesser he wrote it and him and his wife sung it together at parties and wouldnt sell the song for years cause it was for them.

  • Reply Josue Nieves December 21, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    A great video, until the las PC message. I bet the money you are making from it is not inappropriate, right?

  • Reply Jhonny Caicedo December 21, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    SJW’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣 are hilarious 😂 at least I laughed you liberals

  • Reply malicious1968 December 22, 2018 at 12:44 am

    Go die

  • Reply vickersonp December 22, 2018 at 5:16 am

    It’s disgusting that the SJW’s are picking on this old classic. How about checking out the lyrics of most of the rap crap out there.

  • Reply M- Nice December 22, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Not Funny.

  • Reply Rajat Tiwari December 22, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    This is a great fun song. People can cry all they want, it is gonna stay.

  • Reply Lisa Lindsey December 23, 2018 at 4:05 am

    This is NOT an honest performance of this song.

  • Reply Me Me December 23, 2018 at 4:30 am

    Leftist scum

  • Reply wetlazer December 23, 2018 at 6:11 am

    Hey Funny or Die – Go fuck yourselves. This song was written by a MARRIED couple. They wrote music for Hollywood movies, you stupid assholes. The song was about how THEY met. It wasn't about how he raped her you goddamn idiots. Just stop this fucking SJW Third Wave Feminist LIE. Cut it the fuck out.

  • Reply K L December 23, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    What exactly is this video trying to do, because this song doesn't make me uncomfortable but this video (or the first minute at least, which was as far in as I could get) sure fucking did

  • Reply K L December 23, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    There are more people in the comments triggered about "how DARE someone not like this song/misinterpret it!!! 😠😠😠" than there are people who are offended by this song lmao

  • Reply Clown Clownolulu December 23, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Dishonest!

  • Reply Patrick J Farnan December 23, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Liberals love to complain about everything. Just waiting for them to start calling Mickey Mouse a Racist….

  • Reply Asher Wolfson December 24, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    If you'd done it as it was originally performed, it would have been a guy who was post-roofie, not a girl…

  • Reply Angeleyes191 December 24, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Bunch of dumbasses. Watch the friggin movie. And learn about a little something normal people called context.

  • Reply Bradster X December 24, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    This is dumb as fuck

  • Reply Ally Kat December 24, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    What a way to shit on a classic.

  • Reply The Misunderstood Assassin December 25, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    It is so funny seeing how salty people over how they portrayed this song. 😂

    EDIT: Not a fan of the ending though. I forgot that the woman said that this was an inappropriate song. Just because the lyrics sound rapey, doesn't mean that it is.

  • Reply David Sepesky December 26, 2018 at 3:16 am

    Hilarious parody. Can't it just B left at that.. Society needs 2 stop with the BS… The MeToo Movement is basically saying "Ya Me Too, I used my body and beauty to further my career but then 10 years later I screamed RAPE"
    PLEEEASE GIVE AT A REST
    LOL
    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • Reply Shell Smith December 26, 2018 at 4:46 am

    This video is DISGUSTING! What is wrong with people today? The world is such a shitty place to live with overly sensitive people twisting things around to fit their own agendas, and even worse still is that they are taken seriously! This has always been, and STILL IS a beautiful song from a long ago and much simpler time. Id much rather have been alive back then than live in today’s world.

  • Reply Andikan Otung December 26, 2018 at 10:38 am

    I liked it until the singing stopped and it became educational not funny lol

  • Reply L L December 26, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    Feminists will try to taint everything, I can’t stand them.

  • Reply L L December 26, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    It was originally just flirting. No wonder feminists are finding it difficult to find a man. They’ve slapped suspicion on all things male.

  • Reply Tony P December 28, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    This interpretation of the song is what is inappropriate…makes the me too movement look stupid…which most of them are!
    Soon, people won't be able to complete a sentence without offending someone!

  • Reply best film clips December 29, 2018 at 7:26 am

    wow what liberals had dirt on you guys to make this bs??

  • Reply Chris Bragg January 1, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    That's not even what that whole thing is about..The performance in this video is implying rape. This is the difference between today's interpretation of the song and back in 1947's generation which would of never think of implying rape to the performance. See, America how our generation is being warped into thinking we can't be human any more. Every species of creature on this God given earth has mating rituals even us humans it doesn't mean everything has to end up in a situation none us wants to be in. Whoever made this clip needs to see a therapist because something bad must of happened to them and this is what happens when you can't sort it out. FEAR and they want everyone to agree to their warped fearful mindset.

  • Reply karl williams January 2, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    That's you turning it into a rape song, you are totally perverting the song. You should be ashamed of yourself

  • Reply Eloise Ockert January 5, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    With the fsct the sing was used in the movie and Riccardo Montalban was her date…he coukd hsve told her to leavr simply because he was another race she is white and the supposed date tape coukd have been accused whetger she stayed ir not aka she is white.
    If she was another race and he white no one would really care…
    Also I read in a different co.mentary the alcoholic beverage
    she asked for anotger half drink was hrr original drink she had not finished and that the alcoholic content had been watered down inficating the guy was cheap as not to give up his wine so easily.
    He drank from the same bottle at no time do you see him going near the glass placung anything in it.
    She was complaining ot wasn"t enough alcohol.
    If she wanted to leave in a blizzard and end up with pneumonia "Goom bye. please."

  • Reply Samuel115s January 7, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Y’all have ruined an innocent cute song. It was not meant to intend rape.

  • Reply Helen Miller February 12, 2019 at 4:41 am

    Funny video if it's a spoof. The song is actually a flirtatious romance. I'm not sure if this is ironic or not because the music is so obviously inoffensive

  • Reply MelancoliaI February 21, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Guess what? DONALD J. TRUMP is president now. White men will decide what's appropriate now, thanks. MAGA

  • Reply [Insert Roblox Death Sound Here] March 25, 2019 at 2:32 am

    I Would've Pushed Him Into The Fire

  • Reply Sandwich April 23, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    If the producer of this video actually took the time and search for "baby it's cold outside" he would have found a video where a woman and a man are shown as the dominant type in this musical piece

  • Reply Matthew Herring July 5, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Can't believe I never looked twice at the "What was in that drink?" line.

  • Reply David Abule July 19, 2019 at 1:24 am

    Lol they wrecked the song

  • Reply UnwantedStudios3 August 21, 2019 at 6:27 am

    feminists can't be triggered cause they are against guns

  • Reply Bobo August 23, 2019 at 8:48 am

    I was looking forward to a nice performance of a classic christmas song for my grandchildren, but this is not that! BE WARNED!

  • Reply Jay Raskin September 5, 2019 at 4:43 am

    Not funny, but definitely sick and stupid.

  • Reply Anonymous AJ September 13, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    It was totally fine as a joke until the end when she seriously made it out to be that the song is sexist.

  • Reply EnglishRose October 29, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    talk about cultural illiteracy and an innability to grasp context

  • Reply Roy October 30, 2019 at 12:37 am

    But 50 shades of gray women line up to see in droves smh.

  • Reply dawnstar12 October 30, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    the shovel woudnt have done shit its the poaker or nothing

  • Reply Vic 2.0 October 31, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Why are leftists always thinking about sex and/or rape? When the lady says "What's in this drink?", she's making the joke that he put something in her drink because she's feeling all light-headed (as in she's falling in love) around him. That's what the whole song is about, they both want to be together but she's obligated (by her family, society, etc.) to hesitate. It's really sad that this generation is so pitiful by comparison to people back then. Not only did they have more talent, they also knew that dating should be fun and comedy should be appreciated.

  • Reply Ali Baba November 3, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    You're an idiot. Your video was not appropriate

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